Penny in My Pocket

I put a penny in my pocket
And in a little time
That penny in my pocket
Had grown into a dime
And in a little longer
A quarter jingled out
I put the quarter in the teapot
And I waited until the teapot had a dollar in the spout
I put the dollar in my mattress
And had some pleasant dreams
Till suddenly my mattress was bursting at the seams
And that is how I acquired the wealth I now possess
That little penny was the secret yes that penny was the secret of my success
I had a penny in my pocket
And not another suit
And with my only shirt tail
I shined a rich mans shoe
He threw me down a nickel
Admiring my skill
I gave the nickel to a blind man
And then the blind man left me all his meager savings in his will
I bought myself a wagon
For hauling blocks of ice
I cut the ice to ice cubes
And got a higher price
I shaved the ice to ices
For still a higher fee
A big tycoon said
'Very enterprising and your organizing
Son, you must come work for me!'
On route to work next morning
I helped a lady cross
The lady was, you guessed it
The mother of the boss!
The boss said 'Youre promoted!
I need you at my side'
And then I met the bosss daughter
And I wed the bosss daughter
And quite suddenly she died
I bought myself an acre
A silo and a stead
All Yonkers started buying
My grain and hay and feed
And now Ive half-a-million
But proudly I confess
That in my pocket is the penny
Yes, that shiny little penny
Its that penny thats the secret to my success!