Keep Your Hands to Yourself

I got a little change in my pocket going ching-a-ling-a-ling
硬幣在口袋裡叮噹響
Wanna call you on the telephone, baby, give you a ring
興致沖沖想打電話給你，寶貝，就一個電話而已
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
可每次話說出口，結果卻一成不變
Always, 'No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring'
回答總是那一句：“親親抱抱門兒都沒有，除非婚戒送老娘。”
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
我親愛的，我的寶貝，別拿我的愛不當一回事。
She said, 'Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself'
她卻說：“敷衍老娘可不成，手給老娘老實點兒！”

哦，寶貝，寶貝，寶貝，為何你如此狠心？
Ooh, baby, baby, baby, why you gonna treat me this way?
我還是你的情郎，此志不渝心不棄。
You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way
她卻教育我，免費牛奶喝下肚，還要奶牛什麼用？ （喻指始亂終棄）
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
又說：“親親抱抱門兒都沒有，除非山盟海誓立。”
And said, 'No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow'
我的甜心，我的寶貝，別拿我的愛不當回事。
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
她還是那句：“敷衍老娘可不成，手給老娘老實點兒！”
She said, 'Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself'
哎，情深入髓，險些妥協。

又聽她講何謂真愛，何謂原罪。
You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
我說：“願得佳人共此生。”
That's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin
她說：“親親抱抱門兒都沒有，除非名正言順娶。”
I said, 'Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life'
我的甜心，我的寶貝，別拿我的愛不當回事。
She said, 'No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife'
她說：“敷衍老娘可不成，手給老娘老實點兒！”
My honey, my baby, don' t put my love upon no shelf
She said, 'Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself'