That's Rich

Ladies and gentelmen! Please welcome the star of our show -
Miss Medda Larkin!

LARKIN: I'm doing alright for myself folks
I'm healthy, I'm wealthy, I' m wise
My investments and such
Have all gone up so much
Seems whatever I touch starts to rise
I've got men, I've got money
And yet
The thing I want most
I can't get
(spoken) Uh, that feels good, I like that
I live in a mansion on Long Island sound
I pulled up a weed, they found oil in the ground
But you telling me you don't want me around-
Now, honey, that's rich
Some guys give me ermine
Chincilla and mink
And some give me diamonds as big as a sink
But you wouldn't give me so much as a wink
Now, baby, that's rich
I get brandy from Andy
And candy from Scott
Oh, and Frank and Eduardo
Chipped in for a yacht
I get stares from the fellas
And prayers from the pope
But I ran out my luck getting stuck on some dope!
Hey baby, I was just talking about you
Now, listen, sport
This life's too short to waste it on you
It may be rough
But soon enough
I'll learn to make do
With the mansion, the oil well
The diamonds, the yacht
With Andy, Eduardo
The pontiff and Scott
And Frank. Oooooo!
And my bank!
So spill no tears for me
'Cause there's one thing you ain't that I'll always be
And honey, yeah, that's right
That's rich!
That's rich!
That's rich !
That's rich!