Ireland

Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions?
艾爾，你知道在所有糟糕髮型背後的關鍵原因是什麼嗎？
Love!
是愛啊！
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失去愛情，你迷失了方向
You're lost without your love
你的心沉重到掉地上
Your heart is on the floor
不過我能幫你
I can help you
畢竟咱也是過來人
I've been there before!
當我想放鬆心情的時候
When I need to relax
只要聽聽我買來在店裡播放的光盤
I just put on some tracks
中的這些曲子
From this CD I bought for the store
（吟唱聲）
(Celtic chanting)
多麼令人放鬆啊。這就是“凱爾特心情”！
Isn't that relaxing? It's called CELTIC MOODS!
當我感到孤獨或沮喪時
When I'm lonely or feeling dejected
我就播放它們，屢試不爽
I play this and it never fails
這時我就想像自己與恩雅和鯨們在一起
[01:04.31]I pretend like I'm in Ireland
置身於愛爾蘭
With Enya and the whales
當我的電話斷開了信號
When my telephone gets disconnected
或是在我獨自一人的夜晚
Or I spend every night alone
我會想像自己置身於愛爾蘭
Where the Irish bagpipes drone
在那風笛嗚嗚作響的地方
Smell the grass as a rainstorm is endin'
暴風雨結束後，我呼吸著青草的芳香
People smile while I stroll past their farms
當我漫步在人們的農場，他們會微笑地看著我
With a redheaded sailor named Brendan
我與一個叫布蘭登的紅發水手相遇
And we dance without moving our arms
然後我們手臂僵直著跳起了舞！
In a bar once I met this guy Dewey
一次在酒吧里，我認識了杜威這小子
And he bought me like 14 beers
他請了我差不多有14杯啤酒
And he told me that he was from Ireland
他說他來自愛爾蘭
So I lived with him 10 years
所以我跟了他10年
If I squinted he looked like my sailor
當我瞇起眼睛，透過酒精與幻覺的層層霧氣望去
Through my boozy delusional fog
他就像是我命中註定的那個水手
But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla
但他後來為了那個叫凱拉的賤人拋棄了我！
Took my trailer and took my dog
開走了我的房車，還帶走了我的狗！
In Ireland they know how to love you
在愛爾蘭，他們知道如何去愛你
You embrace in the misty Irish breeze
你們會在愛爾蘭和煦的微風相擁
And if your Irish boy tires of you
不過如果你的愛爾蘭男生對你累覺不愛了
You're allowed to shoot him in the knees
你就給他的膝蓋來一槍！
Hey, you look like that poster for Ireland
嘿，你就像那描繪愛爾蘭的招貼畫裡
Long blonde hair and the sweet sunny face
擁有金色長發和甜美笑臉的女生
Oh no wait that's the poster for Sweden
哦不對，等等這是瑞典的招貼畫
Oh screw it. I'll never see either place!
哦隨便吧，反正我哪個都去不了！
But a girl sweet as you has a future
像你這麼優秀的女生會有光明的未來
You have hope as each new day dawns
就像在每個黎明到來的時候，充滿著希望
Girls like you always get to see Ireland
像你這樣的女生總會去到愛爾蘭
Give my love to the leprechauns
把我的愛帶去給小精靈吧