nothing suits Mel IKEA suit (from how IME T your mother)

I know what you're thinking
你們心里肯定在想
What's Barney been drinking?
巴尼是不是喝醉了
That girl was smoking hot
這女的辣得冒煙啊
Yes I coulda nailed her
雖然我可以釣她
But no it's not a failure
但這並不是失敗之舉
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
因為有件事她不合我意
To score a ten would be just fine
能釣到十分美女當然是好事
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
但我寧願為了一堆九分妹西裝革履
It's a truth you can't refute
講道理吧,你必須承認--
Nothing suits me like a suit
沒有什麼比西裝更適合我
Picture a world where all the girls and boys
想像一下吧:
Are impeccably well dressed
男女老幼都衣著考究
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
外賣小哥穿上西服打上領帶
That puppy in the double-breast
狗狗穿上雙排鈕西服
That '80s dude in mutton chops
那個留鬢角的八零後
That baby with a lollipop
那個舔著棒棒糖的北鼻
That lady cop who's kinda cute
那個萌萌噠女警官
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
沒什麼比西服更適合他們!
Wingman I can wear
西服啊戰友們的隊服
They're oh so debonair
西服啊讓人愉快自信
The perfect way to snare
對付有戀父情結的女孩
a girl with daddy issues
西服是最佳服飾
In navy blue or black
藍的黑的
Check out this perfect rack
任君挑選
I want to give them a squeeze
我真想緊緊抱住他們
Oh really? Then answer these questions
真的假的?那麼請你
If you please
回答以下問題
What would you do if you had to choose
一罐金子和西服
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits
你會選哪個?- -西服
What would you say
扔掉你的西服
If you gave your suits away
換來永不變老
In return you'd never grow old? Suits
你會選哪個?--西服
What would you pick
一百萬個妞
One million chicks
和一套三件套的西服
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot
你會選哪個?--根本沒有比較意義
What if world peace
如果世界和平
Were within your reach …
掌控在你手中...
Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there.
行了我要打斷你了
It's suits. Come on, Lily
西裝而已.拜託,莉莉
Get your head outta your ass
不用這麼小題大作吧
Two! Three! Four!
二!三!四!
Girls will go and girls will come
女孩們,都是過客
But there's only one absolute
只有一點毋庸置疑
Every bro on the go needs to know
每個準備行動的兄弟都必須明白
That there's no accepted substitute
根本沒有可以取代的替換
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
抱歉,親愛的西服,讓我補償你
My Sunday best are my best friends
週日正裝是我最好的朋友
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
把周五便裝扔進洗衣房
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
因為最能襯託我,常受讚揚,名聲在外的
Like a …. wait for it …
絕對...是...等一下
Suit!
西服!