dead pool rap (acoustic version)

***y Mother******
***y Mother******
They call me Deadpool, Im hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin on my chair, scratchin my nuts
Listen up, I got something to say
Thats right, I run my mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now youre trying to run, and its making me laugh
I move like a freakin ninja
Hand to hand, you know Ill lead ya
Got two swords now Ill avenge ya
I dont care if I offend ya
All these ************es are primadonnas
I stuff my face with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin it loose
Hang on for a minute while Im droppin a deuce
Im bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
Tellin jokes and breakin the rules, I came for the tacos
Playin with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
About to throw down with all these fools so come and get some

Captain Deadpool
Nah, just Deadpool
Merc with a mouth, I cant die
One foot in the grave But Im still alive
Try to kill me, Ill just revive
Then Ill put another bullet right between your eyes
Hey goons, thugs and bosses
Guess what I brought Colossus
Times up, better count your losses
Kickin that ass, as my girlfriend watches
Dont stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your ass is grass, and Im mowin the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I wont stop
What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop
Run away, you know that Ill chase
Every bad guy, put them right in their place
Revenge, im gonna give you a taste
Im ***y as hell, but I cover my face
Where youre gonna go to
Tryin to hide, but you know that Ill find you
Tippy toe, sneakin up behind you
Im Deadpool, do I have to remind you
Regenerate , because its cool, Wanna fall off a ledge
The crazy ass guards, always lookin to duel, So click click BOOM
I dont believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
Note to the ladies : Im not a tool
Im ***y Mother******
***y Mother******
***y Mother******