Stagger Lee (2011 - Remaster)

Stagger Lee
It was back in 32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a 28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, 'Never ever come back no more'
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Lee
He said 'Mr Mother******, you know who I am'
The barkeeper said, 'No, and I dont give a good goddamn'
To Stagger Lee
He said, 'Well bartender, its plain to see
Im that bad mother*** *** called Stagger Lee'
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, 'Yeah, Ive heard your name down the way
And I kick mother******* asses like you every day'
Mr Stagger Lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
Cause Stag put four holes in his mother******* head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any ************* in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, 'O God, he cant be dead!'
Stag said, 'Well, just count the holes in the mother******s head'
She said, 'You aint look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It wont cost you a dime'
Mr. Stagger Lee
'But theres something I have to say before you begin
Youll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Stagger Lee'
'Ill stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore Ill ************* Billy in his mother******* ass'
Said Stagger Lee
'Im a bad mother******, dont you know
And Ill crawl over fifty good ****** *******es just to get one fat boys *******'
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, 'You must be
That bad mother****** called Stagger Lee'
Stagger Lee
'Yeah, Im Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my *********** **, because If you dont youre gonna be dead'
Said Stagger Lee
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.