English scheme

Oer grassy dale, and lowland scene
Come see, come hear, the english scheme.
The lower-class, want brass, bad chests, scrounge fags.
The clever ones tend to emigrate
Like your psychotic big brother, who left home
For jobs in holland, munich, rome
Hes thick but he struck it rich, switch
The commune crap, camp bop, middle-class, flip-flop
Guess thats why they end up in bands
Hes the green piece in us all
Hes the creep-creep in us all
Condescends to black men
Very nice to them
They talk of chile while driving through haslingdon
You got sixty hour weeks, and stone stone toilet back-gardens
Peter cooks jokes, bad ****, check shirts, lousy groups
Point their fingers at america
Down pokey quaint streets in cambridge
Cycles our distant spastic heritage
Its a gay red, roundhead, army career, grim head
If we was smart wed emigrate