My Dad's Gone Crazy

老爸，你在幹嘛呀？
Hailie:Daddy, what＇re you doing?
哈哈！
Eminem:Ha Ha!
那麼好吧，大家都聽好了！
Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
我要去地獄了，誰想和我一起去？
Eminem:I＇m goin＇ to hell, who＇s comin＇ with me?
來人那，求你們救救他！
Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle*
我想我爸是瘋了！
I think my dad gone crazy!
這世上沒有我爬不了的山
There＇s no mountain I can＇t climb
沒有讓我覺得巍峨的塔
There＇s no tower too high,
沒有我不能學會開的飛機
No plane that I can＇t learn how to fly
我要怎麼樣才能讓你明白呢，毀滅你
What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
拿著電鋸我沒有乾不掉的東西
There ain＇t nothin＇ I can＇t take this chainsaw to
該死的有力大腦和銅球

我把他們全都切了醃泡起來，在一個玻璃瓶裡鍍上青銅
Fuckin＇ brain＇s brawn, and brass balls
在一個大廳裡面，還有我框好的照片
I cut ＇em off, I got ＇em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
寫著Elton John名字的太陽鏡，在我的牆上
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
我在房間外，光著屁股
Sunglasses with Elton John＇s name, on my drag wall
這會兒，我和dr.dre正脫掉帽子地干著
I＇m out the closet, I been lyin＇ my ass off
吮吸這個marshall
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin＇ with hats off
讓laura和她丈夫回來
Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall!
在我按下這個該死的按鈕然後爆炸之前
Tell laura and her husband to back off
以及派出一個俄國人，就這些
Before I push this muthafuckin ＇ button and blast off
爆掉所有的東西，除了在地圖上的阿富汗
And launch one of these Russians, and that＇s all
我們想要阻止，想要把他們清理掉

我爸失去自我了
Blow every fuckin＇ thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
Hailie，告訴他們寶貝
When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off
這真的沒什麼好說的了，我無法解釋這些了
Hailie:My dad＇s lost it
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie, tell ＇em baby
來自Hailie的一點幫助，打算告訴他們嗎寶貝
Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
沒有什麼你們能說和做的，同時也不能改變我
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
這世上沒人可以救得了我，連Hailie都不行
Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
這就像我媽老是告訴我
Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
……… …可待因，他媽的，你這個小混賬東西
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
如果你沒有什麼好聽的說出來那就索性不要說了
It＇s like my mother always told me
額……
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
管他呢，賤人，吃這混賬的xx
If you ain＇t got nothin＇ nice to say then don＇t say nothin＇
咀嚼痛苦吧，然後每秒吮吸十萬個混賬的xx
uh..
我寧願放一盤混蛋福音磁帶
Fuck that shit , bitch, eat a motherfuckin＇ dick
我寧願當一個怕老婆的婊砸，嚐嚐下面
Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin＇ cocks per second
然後讓賤人的嘴唇粘在我臉上以及clit-ring在我的鼻子上
I＇d rather put out a muthafuckin＇ gospel record
接著停止帶給我我的flo，停止給我我的彈藥
I ＇d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
你難道看不出我為什麼這麼卑劣嗎？如果你們都別來煩我，我不會把這當做我的彈藥
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
我就不需要去eenie meenie minie mo（相當於點兵點將的隨機選擇用語）
Then quit bringin＇ my flos, quit givin＇ me my ammo
抓住一個gay的腳趾，兄弟，我不是很清楚
Can＇t you see why I＇m so mean? If y＇all leave me alone, this wouldn＇t be my M O
我是不是唯一一個最正常的人？
I wouldn＇t have to go eenie meenie minie mo
爸爸
Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don＇t know no more
這真的沒什麼好說的了，我無法解釋這些了
Am Ithe only fuckin＇ one who＇s normal any more?
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:Dad!
來自Hailie的一點幫助，打算告訴他們嗎寶貝
Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
沒有什麼你們能說和做的，同時也不能改變我
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
這世上沒人可以救得了我，連Hailie都不行
Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
我的歌可以讓你哭，帶給你驚喜
Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
同時也可以用相同的旋律讓你的眼淚流乾
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
因此你看到的是一個正在工作地天才
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
對我來說這不是工作，所以一開始很容易產生誤解
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
因為當我說話的時候，是臉頰裡的舌頭在說話
So what you＇re seein＇ is a genius at work
在我沒咬到舌頭之前先得和我的牙齒調情
Which to me isn＇t work, so it＇s easy to misinterpret it at first,
我把口香糖切成片，一天裡被閃電擊中兩次
＇Cuz when I speak, it＇s tongue in cheek
然後死了接著以Vanilla Ice's的兒子的身份復活
I＇d yank my fuckin＇ teeth before I＇d ever bite my tongue
閒逛著過完我的餘生
I＇d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin＇ lightnin＇ twice at once
和垃圾踢打，每次當我唱歌的時候
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice＇s son
就像R.Kelly一聽到'bump n ' grind' 播放的時候
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
在我的腦袋裡有更多的痛苦，在一個在飛機裡的小女孩眼裡
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
瞄準了世界貿易，站在Ronnie的墓前
Like R. Kelly as soon as ＂bump n＇ grind＂ comes on
向著天空尖叫，當云像clyde mathers and bonnie jade（兩個大盜）一樣聚在一起的時候
More pain inside o＇ my brain,than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
那樣更好肯定是的
Aimed at the World Trade, standin＇ on Ronnie＇s grave,
家長被羞辱了，但是孩子們喜歡
Screamin＇ at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
九毫米，暖氣機的桌子，兩張有切肉刀的椅子
And thats pretty much the Jist of it,
我不怪你，我也不會讓Hailie聽這首歌的
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
這真的沒什麼好說的了，我無法解釋這些了
Nine millimeter, heater＇s stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers
我想我爸瘋了！
I don＇t blame you, I wouldn＇t let Hailie listen to me neither
來自Hailie的一點幫助，打算告訴他們嗎寶貝
Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
沒有什麼你們能說和做的，同時也不能改變我
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
這世上沒人可以救得了我，連Hailie都不行
Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me
我想我爸瘋了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
瘋了~
Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
你太有趣了，daddy!
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Crazy
You＇re funny daddy!