Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts

{'{'}*dramatic Italian music plays, like 'The Godfather'*}
'Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!'
(Intro)
Im SO SICK, of all these rappers, MCs talkin bout they thugs
Yo we been thugged out since Cub Scouts, you know what that means?
When yall were breakin in line, we were breakin spines
We didnt have no slip knots, we had nooses
We have Girl Scout cookies, reach in here if it breaks youll feel em!
(Chorus: repeat 2X)
THUGGED OUT SINCE CUB SCOUTS - best believe
We are guaranteed to make you bleed
Jumpin out of swings, kickin in teeth
THUGGED OUT SINCE CUB SCOUTS - yes indeed
(Verse One: Deacon the Villain)
Yo; bailing on my Big Wheel, dressed to kill
Jeans with the knee pads, slanted Rac**** hat
Wiffleball bat in my holster, rollin
Supersoaker filled with piss, patrollin
Thugged out, get drugged out of your own treehouse
Hangin hives on jungle gyms, lettin the bees out
Girls want beef like Arbys, melt they Barbies
My Cub Scouts were a miniature sinister army
In the cafeteria didnt let **** slide
Hit guys up for they milk and shepherds pie
You want extra pizza? Heres yo slice {'{'}*blade sound*}
Im the line leader *****, run yo Nikes (give me your shoes!)
Hit yall, thought you knew Im the **** dog
Thats what you get for rollin all hard in kickball (******!)
Fartknocker, you better hope class lasts
Cause at recess your ass is grass
(Verse Two: Mr. Raw)
No doubt, I been thugged out since I was a Cub Scout
Hoppin off my BMX, punchin *****z in the mouth {'{'}*BAM*} (ooh!)
A little bad-ass *****, **** hidenseek
I was gettin a whippin from momma like every week
Splittin *****z wigs and takin their G.I. Joes
Lunch money you name it baby I got to have it yo
Talk * *** and feel my hands grip ya ****in throat
Girls hated me cause I would always steal they jump rope (*****!)
Now let a bigga ***** say somethin stupid
Smack him with the bat, lay his ass out flat
Why must the nappy head boy, be like that
Wheres the home trainin? Hes like an animal with no tamin
Who you blamin when your son gets snatched up
Smacked up, Derrick Green again, hes bout to act up
And while you playin dodgeball Ill be tappin jaws
Here comes that boy again! Yo hes worse than a Chuckie doll
(Chorus)
(Verse Three: Jugga the Bully)
Jugga Bully wasnt at all popular
until that day I beat down the hall monitor
I used to use small binoculars
to look at girls through this hole in the wall
that led directly to the stalls where the broads lockers were
And they were usually all topless or leanin over to tie their shoes
thats when I bust through, and make my move to grab at least 5 boobs
And this aint high school, this is kindergarten
Juggs was into arson, burned the media center into carbons
I guess I had mental problems, but then again
I think my problems started when the school nurse put me on Ritalin
(Blame her!) Yall put sugar in gas tanks
I put boogers on thesubstitutes glass and he drank
I had pics of a ****** with the principal, gettin his ass spanked
I guess I had a passion for pranks (haha)
I wasnt scared of the teachers (nah)
Juggs was gettin head under the bleachers
durin the Pledge of Allegiance, thats what Im bout
(Verse Four)
Hey! Cuttin in the lunch line, what you thinkin dawg?
Ill stab you dead in yo eye with the Lincoln Log
Oh you think Im soft because I rock Izod?
Pull out the sawed off 'Oh my God!' {'{'}*chkchk-BOOM* }
Even though I never been hauled off to juvenile detention
I done things too vile to mention
I was too demented; remember when Baby Jessica fell in the well?
I threw her in it! !
I always been a sick kid
Took hella Valiums and all type of doctors prescriptions
And when the Den Leader gave me stress
I smacked him in the grill with my Merit Badge vest
Nevertheless, classmates learned never to test
unless they want a spitball stuck to they neck
Oh you think its funny? Ill beat you down
screamin out my buddy, my buddy, my buddy!
{ '{'}*singing*} My buddy and meeeee!
'That boys one mean ************!'