Master of Ceremonies (Live)

Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
Earl's Court;
My name is
Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening!
The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few minutes...
Before the show begins, the house management would like to ask just a few things:
First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras; and, any audio or
Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so please save yourselfa lot of hassle.
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now!
No, no, not quite yet...at this time
I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...(drowned out by music)