Krack Rocks

Who are you, who are you
Well im the punk with the pump in the back of my pack
How you step rock
I step in stride
I step across stage with my nuts in my hand
The punks wanna front cause i got my own band
Goddamn im the man with the helly buzz
And my ************t dont stink, like elis does
Ima pleasure girls man from what i heard
Nah man, i kicked that ************ to the curb
I dont really need to be tied down
Im a ramblin man, and im platinum bound
Me too, rolled my crew, im not too new
.16 is what i blew
I bet that set you straight, that illegal action
***** * that, i still roll with a 40 in my lap
Back in 2nd grade, i carried a lunch box
Turned 21 started smokin crack pots
Snortin that D by the dime
Wish i could slow down, im ahead of my time
Im the Krack, im the Krack
Krack, Krack, Krack
Im the Krack ************, my last dimes what im bettin
Im up in the casino with a flash like stetson
Girls all stare, they gauck, they sneer
So i grab me a ************ and i slapped her in the rear
My livingroom is the place im hangin out
Uptight ************s is the ************t im bangin out
Im sick of livin in these perplex times
Thats why i kick these mother****** *** rhymes
Im headin down south
Im headin down south
Im headin down, headin down
Hip hip hip hip diggin exactly where you go
Im headin down south on a dusty path
I got a cool ass buzz and an empty flask
Ass on the wagon and they think im all soft
But i dont givea ******, im trippin my ***** off
Up in the crack house tunin them rocks off
Hoes come around an we be knockin the box top
Knocked out, knocked up and all that ************t
Hot wax, sweaty spot , lickin spit from your ******
Everything that gets old
It gets over rated
Old to me, just means out dated
Im the Kid Rock, ****** all that 60s ************t
Take Woodstock and shove it up your mommas ******
Oh ************t , and there it is
I get a lot of ************ cause im in show biz
Twas the night before Chris******as and all through the house
I wished for a kiss and your mom popped out.
Put her hands on her flop and started eyein me
So i smacked the ole ************ with my flyin D
Thats when i said 'man i gotta get a grip'
Looked at the TV realized i was trippin
It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party dont stop
I said It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party dont stop
It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party dont stop
I said It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party dont stop