Hung Tu Lo

Solitary paths of a nomad
I was told when Master
anointed and appointed me chosen
From the Ming Dynasty
to the current era
Blessed with the task
to kick ass and tear up
Any master in any dojo
Till any foe I consider
a threat is no mo
No matter the swords you
carry I spit darts
I challenge all and any forms
of Martial Arts
Now the first one I bruised up
he talked trash
He said that I bit off the bigger
name he had
What nerve he backed out
and sent his man Tucker
I write my own rhymes pull
ya own stunts mother******
Snacky now my name's legit
Who's next up to feel the
wrath of my ************t talkin lips quick
Up in the sky a female flying higher
It's that bad ass ************ from
crouching tiger
Pulled down the pants
and exposed the sword
She fell down to earth drool
all on her jaws
Yo she gave up the green
now my ************ she's on
And now she plays with my
weaponry all night long
Call me Hung Tu Lo
Lemme Tai Mai Shu
Styles I have many all tried and true
Tsunami what's that
A natural disaster
When I'm in ya town
'm ****** up ya hood master
Call me Hung Tu Lo
Lemme Tai Mai Shu
Styles I have many all tried and true
Tsunami what's that
A natural disaster
When I'm in ya town
I'm ****** up ya hood master
I travel all day and night
in bad weather
Can't count all the members
of the body I've severed
Or recall when I last lost
Hmm never
Or remember how this concept came
Quite clever
Next up to bat yo this
cat's quite deadly
Don't be fooled when
he talks cuz he talk real gently
His fists and quick kicks
move fast and heavy
Who the ****** you think
I'm talkin about Jet Li
Yeah with him I admit I was nervous
Balled up my fist tight and
focused on the purpose
The horror of my action then
still consumes me
I ended his life by showing
him his own movies
Terrible indescribable torture
With a twist of fate and
an ounce of misfortune
That's what they get cats
try to come at me
Beef is what I eat that's
why they call me Snacky
Call me Hung Tu Lo Lemme Tai Mai Shu
Styles I have many all tried and true
Tsunami what's that
A natural disaster
When I'm in ya town
I'm ****** up ya hood master
Call me Hung Tu Lo
Lemme Tai Mai Shu
Styles I have many all tried and true
Tsunami what's that
A natural disaster
When I'm in ya town
I'm ****** up ya hood master
Last but not least someone
once said it
If you live by the gun that
ass'll get wetted
It's about to get graphic
rated R for violence
My next opponent had murder
down to a science
Chan versus
Chow Yun Fat bound to happen
Applause up in the halls cuz
the guns was clapping
Two pieces each one
chrome one platinum
One tucked at the hip and
a shoulder strap in
Shots up in the air adrenaline rushed
I poured ketchup from the kitchen
like my ************t just gushed
************ed like I was hit like
I'm dying in pain
Fell silent near the sofa
so he sees my stains
Yo you should have seen
his victorious approach
Surprise I'm still alive as
I kicked his throat
The last thing I said
before I popped him
Is what I say at the end of my set
I'm done rocking peace