ReaperかRapper? 自己紹介ラップ

2020(にせんにじゅ) mobbin mythical crew!
2020的神話降臨了!
We are 'Hololive: Myth'
我們是'Hololive: Myth'
Let me show you 'how we do'!
讓我給你們介紹吧!
Did you really think Id rap like that?
你真以為我會rap的那麼可愛嗎?
Sorry, tough luck.
抱歉並沒有
Vocals gangster as can be,
一般的Rapper可能會這樣
and Im still 'moe' as FXXK.
但我實在太踏馬'萌'了
I lowered all your expectations,
讓你們所有人失望了
and Ill tank em again.
所以我會再來一次
Because I like to diss myself
因為我喜歡diss自己
along with all of my friends!
尤其在所有朋友面前
I guess that you could say
我猜你會說
that Im 'old-fashioned,'
都2020年了
the soul-snatchin
還在玩死神遊戲
much-prefer-the-scythe slashin to dome blastin
更想看用鐮刀把人dome blastin
master of mxrder!!
殺戮專家!!
But youve heard the good word of Mister YAGOO Im presuming?
你有沒有聽過YAGOO？
Bount the brand new idol crew
那個不會因為新的偶像團體
that wont take losing for an outcome.
失敗而氣餒的男人
Want some?
想要嗎?
Come and get it, man. Were RUTHLESS.
有本事就自己來啊我們很無情的
But how an I gonna prove this...?
但你要我證明...?
Without my scythe, Im useless...
沒有鐮刀我就是個廢物
The truth is...
真相是...
Im a Reaper on HIATUS ,
我是個在休假的死神
Tryna decide how to play this.
還在想怎麼放鬆
Trapped in a stasis- I hate this!
但就是想不到啊- 真煩!
I havent take a life in like ages, okay.
我已經很久沒有奪走生命了
This is heinous, but wait.
我知道這很糟但等一下
Look at me now!
看著我的雙眼
Tryna get souls and I just found out how!
來試試收割靈魂吧我剛剛想到的!
Put up a shroud,
帶上面罩
Stream for the crowd,
直播給眾人看
Play up the game, and the viewers could bow!
玩些遊戲就會有觀眾臣服你
Stay tough, cuz maybe the hate will get loud,
要堅強因為可能有很多惡劣的言語
And the state of my mind could decline,'cuz Im proud.'
我的心態可能會變糟'因為我是很驕傲的“
(Press 'F' to doubt...)
(按下“F”表示懷疑(使命召喚梗))
...Ill shut my mouth...
...我閉嘴吧...
Getting the feeling this rhymes going south
感覺我的押韻越來越糟
But forget that!
忘了剛才的!
(DEEP BREATH)
(深呼吸)
Slow it down, regret...!
慢下來...好像後悔了...!
The hell was I thinkin?
我到底在想什麼?
Im sinkin, outta breath
我沒氣說下去了
The heats getting to me...
身體都開始熱起來了...
”おつカリ様～”
”辛苦啦~'
ありがとう。お客様に「調子どう？」
謝了你們覺得怎麼樣?
主に英語でラップしていくつもりなんだけど
雖然我比較想用全英語來rap 但是...
勉強のために、多分日本語を使ってみたいと思う～
我日語學的這麼辛苦用一下又何妨呢~
”いや、まじで最悪だった、それ”
不不不...你的塑料日語還是別用了吧
Ok,manager? Can we restart?
好吧管理員我們能重來嗎?
Ill stick to banter, play it smart... !
我會聰明的開些小玩笑
No...?
不能...?
...shaking your head, that means no, right...?
. ..搖頭代表不行對吧...?
...shxt, okay.
...狗屎好吧
Geez, I blew it. I can tell!
天啊我失敗的一塌糊塗
Cue the haters typing 'sell'
把那些打'Sell'的黑粉抓出來
Thought that I could do the shit by simply rapping well...
以為我隨便就能rap得很好
But Ive been lying, in case ya couldnt see-
但其實我是在裝你只是看不到
Im worse than the rest.
我比很多人都菜
So as for any people buying,
所以那些願意買單的
Fxxk it welcome to hell, I guess.
我踏馬的當然歡迎
ReaperかRapper?
死神?還是Rapper?
どっちでもいいよ。
沒有人在乎
Yeah, let the blood and thymes free-flow
讓鮮血和押韻自由流淌吧
All my life, been no bark, all bite.
我生來就是靠實幹活下來的
I kxll people!
我會鯊人!
Welcome to my LIVE-stream, though!
不過還是歡迎來看我的直播
ReaperかRapper?
死神?還是Rapper?
どっちでもいいよ。
沒有人在乎
Yeah, let the blood and thymes free-flow
讓鮮血和押韻自由流淌吧
Deat Beat in life, (Dead)
Dead beats 活著(Dead)
Deat Beat in death, (Dead)
Dead beats 死了(Dead)
Death be alright,
死沒什麼可怕的
So love me till your last breath!
所以在你斷氣前都要愛著我!
(Wat-Thee-Fxk)
(W-T-F)
So now that you know...
所以現在你知道...
素直で伝えよう
說實話吧
Ill let you peek at my soul,
我可以讓你見識下我的靈魂
but just a little,
但只能看一點
keep my anger locked inside
因為我將憤怒封印其中
and speak my feelings in riddles,
用謎語的方式道出我的感受
Thats how I do it.
這就是我的方法...
Hi,Hi, ”カリオペ森” ともうします
HI HI! 我的名字是”森美聲“
死神先生のいっつもがんばでるれしだよ、
是一個勤奮的見習死神!
よるしく！
很高興認識你!
私ね、みんなといしゃみ楽しみたいけど。
雖然我很想和大家一起玩
私XXXX(But I think there are a lot of people who hate 'Your Boy.')どうも...
但是我想很多人不會和我玩吧...
死神だから...
因為我是死神...
Im a reaper, so...
我是個死神(收割者) 所以...
I got a lotta haters, I guess.
我猜我會有很多黑粉吧
Well, you know what they say:
你知道他們會說什麼的
「まあ、しょうがないね」,
'嘛也沒辦法呢'
which means, 'it cant be helped'.
意思是: ”幫不上忙'
But, if you pronounced it the way that I just did,
但如果你向我這樣發音
it actually means, 'there is no salt!'
意思會變成: '別這麼酸“