New Year's Eve

JOE: Max, you've pulled the stops out
It looks like Gala Night aboard the S.S. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?
MAX: Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini
Or shall I open the champagne
JOE: Max, don't be evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?
MAX: Madame herself made every call
NORMA: Here. Happy New Year
JOE: Norma, I can't take this
NORMA: Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says
JOE: "Mad about the boy"
NORMA: Yes; and you do look absolutely divine
JOE: Well, thank you
NORMA: I had these tiles put in, you know,
because Rudy Valentino said to me, "It takes tiles to tango."
Come on
JOE: No, no, not on the same floor as Valentino!
NORMA: Oh come on, come on, come on. Get up. Follow me.
And one, two... and one, two, one, two, together. And one.
Don't lean back like that
JOE: Norma, it's that thing. It tickles