#SELFIE

When Jason was at the table
傑森坐在桌子旁
I kept on seeing him look at me
我注意到他一直在看我
When he was with that other girl
當他和其他的女孩在一起
Do you think he was just doing that
你覺得這是否只是逢場作戲
To make me jealous
只是為了讓我嫉妒
Because he was totally texting me
因為他一直給我發信息
All night last night
昨夜整整一晚
And I dont know if its a booty call or not
我不知道這是否只是想約我
So like what do you think
那麼舉個例子你覺得呢
Did you think that girl was pretty
你覺得那個女孩漂亮嗎

How did that girl even get in here
那個女孩怎麼混進來的
Did you see her
你看到她了嗎
Shes so short and that dress is so tacky
她那麼矮裙子那麼俗
Who wears cheetah
誰還穿豹紋啊
Its not even summer
現在又不是夏天
Why does the DJ keep on
為什麼DJ循環播放
Playing summertime sadness
Summertime Sadness這首曲子
After we go to the bathroom
等我們去洗手間的時候
Can we go smoke a cigarette
我們抽支菸吧
I really need one
我真的需要一根
But first
但是等等
Let me take a selfie
讓我先來張自拍

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Let me take a selfie
讓我先來張自拍

Can you guys help me pick a filter
伙計你能幫我挑個濾鏡嗎
I dont know if I should go
我不知道
With XX Pro or Valencia
是用XX Pro還是Valencia修圖比較好
I wanna look tan
我想要我的皮膚是棕褐色
What should my caption be
在照片上應該加什麼字呢
I want it to be clever
希望它看起來比較新穎
How about livin with my bitches
加上一行和姐妹們一起玩樂
Hashtag live
直播中怎麼樣
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
發了五分鐘才只有十個贊
Do you think I should take it down
你覺得我是不是應該刪了它
Let me take another selfie
讓我再來張自拍

Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Let me take anotherselfie
讓我來張自拍

Wait pause Jason just liked my selfie
等一下傑森剛才點讚了
What a creep
不是吧
Is that guy sleeping over there
躺在那邊睡覺的人不會是他吧
Yeah the one next to the girl
就是挨著那個女孩
With no shoes on
沒穿鞋的那個
Thats so ratchet
這是什麼情況啊
That girl is such a fake model
那個女孩一看就整容了
She definitely bought all her
她的讚絕對是買來的
Instagram followers
就她那點INS粉絲
Who goes out on Mondays
誰週一出去玩兒啊
OK lets go take some shots
好的讓我們再喝幾杯
Oh no I feel like Im gonna throw up
不行了我覺得我要吐了
Oh wait never mind Im fine
等一下別介意啊我沒事了
Lets go dance
讓我們一起跳舞吧

Theres no vodka at this table
桌子上沒有伏特加酒了
Do you know anyone else here
你在這裡還認識別人嗎
Oh my God Jason just texted me
傑森又給我發短信了
Should I go home with him
我是否應該和他一起回家
I guess I took a good selfie
我想我的自拍不錯
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍
Selfie
自拍

Let me take a selfie
讓我先來張自拍

Let me take a selfie
讓我先來張自拍