Two-Player Game

Michael (Spoken):
Michael (Spoken):
Apocalypse of the damned!
啟示錄詛咒！
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
Level 9!
第九關！
Both:
Both:
The cafitorium!
餐館大戰！
(Sung)
(Sung)
Find the bad guy, push em aside.
找到反派，撂倒一邊
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
然後向前，你有隊友在身邊
Its a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
這是一個雙人遊戲，所以當你發起攻擊
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
要記住你的哥們會一直掩護你
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
你方向不變，我繼續向前
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
如果有人偷襲你，要毫不猶豫開火
And if you leave your brother behind, its lame!
但如果丟下隊友就跑，就真的大錯特錯
Cause its an effed up world, and its a two-player game, hey!
因為在這個蛋的世界裡，這就一個雙人遊戲
Michael:
Michael :
Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
哥們你簡直比復古遊戲機還要酷
Its just that no one else but me thinks that yet.
雖然全世界就只有我這麼覺得
Youre just a nothing in this high school scheme,
高中的世界裡你雖然沒什麼作為
But its no big cause you and I are a team.
但別怕，現在我們倆已經組了隊
We like out of print games, retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo.
我們就像絕版遊戲和復古冰鞋，還紋了吃豆人的紋身
Nobody here appreciates, but soon well be together where they do.
這裡的人都不懂，但總有一個地方，有人欣賞我們
Cause guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, yes I know.
因為像我們這樣的傢伙，在大學一定很酷，一定很酷，我就知道
Guys like us are cool in college, rule in college, listen, bro.
像我們這樣的傢伙，在大學一定很酷，一定很酷，聽我說
High school is hell, but we navigate it well.
高中就像是地獄，但我們游刃有餘
Cause what we do, is we make it a two player game!
因為我們用盡全力，把這變成一場雙人遊戲
Both (spoken):
Both (spoken):
Zombie!
有殭屍！
Watch out!
小心！
Ah!
啊！
Wha-!?
啥！
Aww..
噢...
Jeremy (sung):
Jeremy (sung):
As users we have fought together for years.
我們是並肩作戰多年的資深玩家
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers!
包括任天堂殭屍的的各種遊戲都沒落下
Now were stuck on a level and I wanna move on.
現在卡在這一關動彈不得真的令人頭大
Michael:
Michael:
Just wait two years where upon,
還有兩年，堅持住
Youll realize guys like us are cool in college , cool in college, wont be lame.
到時就知道，像我們這樣的傢伙，在大學一定很酷，一定很酷，向屌絲說不
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
Dude I know, I get it-
哥們，我知道-
Both:
Both:
Guys like us are cool in college,
像我們這樣的傢伙，在大學一定很酷
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
But were not in college,
但大學還很遙遠
Michael:
Michael:
All the same. High school is wack, but we have each others back. Its me and you,
現在什麼都沒變。高中生活真的很爛，但還好我們有個伴。我和你
Both:
Both:
We make it a two player game.
一起打這場雙人遊戲
(Spoken)
（對話）
AH-
啊-
OH-
噢-
ZOMBIE!
有殭屍！
(Jeremys dad) Hello?
（Jeremy爸爸）怎麼啦？
BLOOD!
掉血！
(Jeremys dad) Son?
（Jeremy爸爸）兒砸？
CLAWS!
撿裝備！
(Jeremys dad) JEREMY!
（Jeremy爸爸）JEREMY！
Pause.
暫停

Jeremy (sung):
Jeremy (sung):
你要知道，你是我最喜歡的人，但這並不能阻止我的夢想
You know that you are my favorite person, that doesnt mean that I cant still dream.
Michael:
Michael:
真的嗎？你說我是你墜喜歡的人~？
Is it really true, Im your favowite pewson~?
Jeremy:
Jeremy:
那當然，我們是永遠的隊友！
Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team!
高中就是一坨，你得幫我脫離這個坑
High school is ****, and you gotta help me conquer it.
我們要用盡全力
Its just what we do,
Both:
Both:
把它當成一個雙人遊戲！
We make it a two player game!
找到反派，撂倒一邊
Find the bad guy, push em aside.
然後向前，你有隊友在身邊
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
這是一個雙人遊戲，所以當你發起攻擊
Its a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
要記住你的哥們會一直掩護你
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
你方向不變，我繼續向前
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
如果有人偷襲你，要毫不猶豫開火
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
但如果丟下隊友就跑，就真的大錯特錯
And if you leave your brother behind , its lame!
因為在這個蛋的世界裡，這就一個雙人遊戲
Cause its an effed up world, and its a two-player game!
雙人遊戲！雙人遊戲！嘿-嘿-嘿！
Two player game! Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!