the trash man

Gather round, gather round.
Let me tell you kids a ****ing story.
Alright, about the ripper of the junkyard, the Trash Man, alright.
There was this * ***ing guy on my street that was going around to all these houses right?
And he was ****ing killing people and stealing their money, ya know?
That's ****ed up, let me tell you like the first time I saw him
It's 8ft feet tall with an axe on it's back
Long black hair and a big crooked smile
He eats all your loved ones, and steals all the cash
Guess you could say that he takes out the trash
It was 4am and I had to take a piss
But I looked outside and somethin' was amiss
It was a man with a black bag and all black clothes
He drove a big truck, then I heard a woman screamin'
'Please you gotta help me, I've been here for weeks!'
No I thought that I was dreamin', but I put on my sneaks
I was runnin' for the telephone, but I was not discrete
Then came the man that was standing in my street
Knock knock knock, now he breakin' down my door
I saw too much, now I'm shakin' at my core
A bat at the ready, my pulse ain't steady
Wish that I was dead already
Then I blacked out, woke up in the street
A large black bag was sittin' at my feet
A little blood stains on my bright white shoes
Keys to a truck that I've never even used
Then I freaked out, bitch I was framed
Blood cleaned up like that ****er was trained
The cops showed up and I tried to explain
They didn't ****in' care, they didn't ****in' care
Night rippa
Hit you with the clippa
Body bagswith a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It's the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Night rippa
Hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It's the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Hahaha hey man, you looked all ****in' weird and scary when you were telling that story like,
I dunno, you were guilty or something (Yeah are you?)
Yeah I'm sorry, here, lets get back to the story, anyway, I was-
Screaming at the top of my lungs inside the institution
Yelling at the doctors screaming that I didn't ****in' do it
Why would I kill? Why would I slay? I never thought twice about my sanity
Why question it today? Like
I think my mind'sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind'sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind'sa slippin'
I think , I think my mind'sa slippin' away, slippin' away tonight
(Wait, where'd you guys go?)
Slippin' away tonight
(Where the **** am I?)
My mind'sa slippin' away-ay-ay
(Hello? Hello!?)
My mind'sa slippin', slip away
(Man, what the ****)
My mind'sa slippin', slip away
(Shit)
Night rippa
Hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It's the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Night rippa
Hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It's the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Hahahahaha!