The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
cause today I swear I'm not doin anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做

把腳翹高高呆望電風扇
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
開著電視手插褲子裡
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
誰都沒權力管我
nobody will tell me I can't
我就在窩在沙發上穿著懶人毯
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
因為在我地盤他媽我說了算
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
我說了算

我說了算
oooh yes I said it
因為我說的算
I said it
我今天啥事都不想幹
I said it cause I can
只想賴在床上
today I don't feel like doing anything
電話也懶得接
I just want to lay in my bed
就在留言箱裡留話吧
don't feel like picking up my phone
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
so leave a message at the tone
啥都不干
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
明天起床練成肌肉男
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
找個小妞做個小愛
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
她會說“太棒了”
have some really nice ***
太棒了
and she's gonna scream out this is great
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑
(oh this is great)
我打賭老爸一定以我為榮
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
但抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
我說了算
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
我說了算

因為我說了算
ooooh yes I said it
我今天啥事都不想幹
I said it
只想賴在床上
I said it cause I can
電話也懶得接
today I don't feel likedoing anything
就在留言箱裡留話吧
I just want to lay in my bed
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
don't feel like picking up the phone
不想整理我的亂發
so leave a message at the tone
反正我也不去哪裡
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
我想要光著身子
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
所有事都放鬆吧
no no no no no noooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我今天啥事都不想幹
and let everything hang loose
只想賴在床上
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh
電話也懶得接

就在留言箱裡留話吧
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
I just want to lay in my bed
啥都不幹
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
啥都不干
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

啥都不干
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all