joining A fanclub

She turned the nightlight on a blew him a kiss.
He stared back through is green crayola eyes.
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc.
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize .
Joining a fan club with my friends.
Filling our bathtubs with tee shirts and 8 x 10s.
He looks so dreamy,
Im in love from afar.
When Im picking up a fallen star.
Downstairs the late shows blasting age of the rock.
The greedy monks playin last
Sunday at the milky way.
Moms writing checks to the minister in the corner singing dig down deep .
Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta so is pay to pray.
Joining a fan club with my pen.
Filling my bathtub with
Holy water and amens.
He looks so dreamy,
Im in love from afar.
When Im picking up a fallen star.
Shake that woody.
Shake it for me
St. Pinocchio.
Youve paid your money, now watch that money grow.
Joining a fan club, best be warned.
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns.
Wed be so dreamy,
Sharing his black caviar.
While Im picking up a fallen star.
Joining a fan club is a big mistake.
I still get heartburn when
I think about all of the stamps
I ate. I wished
Id loved him,
Before fate crashed his car.
Say a prayer for the fallen star.