If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will

If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
I hate your guts and it makes me ill
Seeing your face every morning

One more month and twenty two days
If this tour doesn't kill you I may
Counting down the miles 'til we leave the state
I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase

Every memory of you

For a second let's be honest
Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
And if this tour doesn't kill you buddy I'm on it

Why can't we just get along

Why can't we just get along

Why can't we just get along

Why can't we just get along

You think you're so original

Why can't we just get along
I can't wait for your funeral
Why can't we just get along
Don't wish you were dead
I wish you'd never been born at all
Why can't everybody just chill
I'm trying not to let you get in my head
But every line every goddamn syllable
That you say makes me wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill

If this tour doesn't kill you

If this tour doesn't kill you

If this tour doesn't kill you then