trap 3 little pigs

JTK
Once a pig built up a house
很久以前有隻小豬蓋了間房屋
The house was of straw that he bought from the town
用集市買的稻草做的並不堅固
One day a wolf came and saw the little pig
有一天大灰狼來了看見了小豬
He came to the pigs door and then the wolf said
來到他家門前開口便單刀直入
Little pig little pig let me in
“小豬小豬快開門讓我進去”
Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
“別想了你能抓到一根毛都算百年難遇”
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
所以我用力一吹房子便應聲而倒
Next thing I knew he was running around
接下來這可憐蟲兒肯定落荒而逃
So I chased that pig down
別想逃走我馬上就追到你個慫包
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brothers house
想吃點培根但眼看他往哥哥家跑
Said I blew that thing down
我吹倒了房子他哥哥很快要知道
Little Red Riding Hood didnt ride home so Im after you now
小紅帽沒回家我只能先拿你開刀
Im a real alpha wolf this aint Little Bo Peep
我可是阿爾法狼不是村長慢羊羊
Dont try and cry wolf I aint here for no sheep
別流淚求我我辦事從不弔兒郎當
No McDonalds money so yall are my treat
沒有錢吃麥當勞但豬肉就在近旁
And if we do the race all I need are some cleats
如果咱們賽跑贏你只需釘鞋一雙
Run to the market pig you can run home
跑到人多的商場也沒用乖乖回家
Go get your roast beef but Ill catch you for sure
烤牛肉也帶好我肯定連它一起拿
You look like a snack and I dont mean youre cute
你很像零食說你可愛？不要自誇
But I bet youll look good with some veggies and fruit
配點蔬菜水果看起來就好吃多啦
Little pig youre sweating just take a little break
小豬你都出汗了要不要停下休息
Just make this thing easy and hop on my plate
不要費力掙扎了快乖乖進我碗裡
Im trying to get home to play Fortnite today
回家繼續堡壘之夜操作所向披靡
And I cant come back late mama wolf doesnt play
到家晚了媽媽不讓玩還要發脾氣
Pig told the wolf oh Im leaving
小豬說：“對不起我先走一步。”
Mama aint make me this thick to be eaten
我媽把我養大不是為了給你果腹
Youre big and bad til my big bro gets even
你可壞透了我馬上到哥哥家暫住
And no I wont slow wolf I trained for track season
我不會停下的大灰狼我訓練有素
Dont run up that hill pig youre not Jack and Jill
別上山這不是童謠裡的Jack和Jill
Dont climb up that wall have a great fall for real
別翻牆真摔死了上帝也沒法保佑
I need food to serve while I go on this date
把你做成晚餐配約會的葡萄美酒
So dont make me look bad I cant make wolfy wait
別為難我我有個不願久等的女友
Lucky for pig I had worn the wrong kicks
幸運的小豬我偏偏今天鞋沒穿對
So he got to his brothers house made out of sticks
被你逃到哥哥樹枝的家嚴加防備
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
大灰狼上前看到了小豬們在屋內
He came to the pigs door and then the wolf said
便來到他家門前開口就阿諛諂媚
Little pig little pig let me in
“聰明的小豬們快開門讓我進去”
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
“得了吧你能抓到一根毛都算百年難遇”
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
所以我使勁一吹房子便應聲倒地
Next thing I knew he was running around
接下來這兩隻小豬一定四處躲避
So I chased that pig down
別想逃走看到我就乖乖束手待斃
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brothers house
想吃點培根但他們往大哥哥家去
Said I blew that thing down
吹倒了房子他們很快要加強防禦
Little Red Riding Hood didnt ride home so Im after you now
小紅帽沒回家就先上演你的悲劇
Im a real alpha wolf this aint Winnie the Pooh
我可是阿爾法戰狼不是小熊維尼
Dont try and cry wolf Im not lying to you
別哭著求我大發慈悲我沒有騙你
My McDonalds money is low so youll do
沒錢吃麥當勞但豬肉也令我滿意
And Ive got the right shoes so its over for you
等我穿對了鞋你們統統長眠不起
Come here little pigs I need my two-course meal
來吧小豬們我要拿你們做兩道菜
This is a fairy tail but Im for real
雖然這是童話但我已經認真起來
I had Marys little lamb but a wolfs hungry still
我吃了Mary的小羊但胃口剛打開
I need food that will fill
我需要食物填飽肚子小豬我最愛
I need some bacon
我要吃培根
I need some fries
還要配薯條
I need some pork with some pie on the side
如果加餐還要你們的肉做豬肉派
I need some sausage with beans and some rice
我要香腸配豆子和米飯不食素齋
I need that candlelit dinner tonight
今晚就要拿你們做一頓燭光晚餐
Pig told the wolf oh youre tripping for real
小豬說：“你簡直在做白日夢。”
Im way too cute for a snack Im a meal
我們這麼可愛吃掉我良心都會痛
We came from the mud weve had worse wolves
打敗過兇惡的狼換成你
weve beat
手指都不用動
Yes were pigs but you dont want this beef
雖然我們是小豬但你又算哪根蔥
You know what little pig Im tired Im not here to play
跟你們玩累了我動起真格非常狠
lf I dont bring dinner I wont have a bae
不拿你倆做晚餐我就得不到女人
You dont even follow me back on the gram
而且你們沒有在我insgram上回粉
So dont think you can beat me Im about to go ham
別以為你們能打敗我我功夫很深
Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick
幸運的小豬我不小心被樹枝絆倒
So they made it to their brothers house made of brick
一抬頭他們往磚頭做的房子裡跑
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
大灰狼跑來不見小豬就往屋裡找
Hecame to the pigs door and then the wolf said
來到了哥哥家門前已經口乾舌燥
Little pig little pig let me in
“小豬啊小豬啊趕緊開門讓我進去”
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
“笑話你能抓到一根毛都算百年難遇”
So I huffed and I puffed trying to blow that thing down
所以我深吸一口氣企圖故技重施
But that house was of brick and it stayed in the ground
但房子絲毫不動這就是磚石材質
So I blew even harder a real wolf wont quit
所以我更加用力本狼人永不言棄
No Im not chief but I swear this is it
雖然不是狼首領但我也拼盡全力
And I would have had that pigs house blown into bits
我發誓要將他們的房子夷為平地
But my asthma was acting up I had to sit
但此時我哮喘犯了只好稍事休息
Lucky for me a wolf got his degree
而非常幸運的是本狼還有點學歷
So I made up a plan to get all the piggies
為了抓住這幾隻小豬我心生一計
Theyll think Im beat and Ill fake a retreat
他們認為我失敗我撤退分散注意
Then Ill jump on the roof and right down the chimney
然後跳到屋頂上偷偷爬進煙囪裡
One pig said he stopped blowing his hot breath
一隻小豬說：“他已經按捺不住。”
They heard footsteps and knew what was next
他們聽到腳步知道狼會如何進入
So they played their mixtape got the fireplace lit
於是便打開音樂並且點燃了火爐
Then they waited for Wolf to come in
然後靜靜地等著這個倒霉蛋滑出
Pigs Im coming down the chimney about to fatten up like Santa Claus
嘿小豬們！我從煙囪下來咯 像聖誕老人一樣完美著陸
Ahh okay the chimneys feeling kind of hot
啊！ 好吧這煙囪實在有點燙屁股
All of you are lucky Im going vegan
算你們走運我大發慈悲正要吃素
Just wait til me and my pack come back again
但是給我等著我一定會重整旗鼓
The end
JTK