Life Thru A Lens

Wake up on Sunday morning
Everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
Live your life thru a lens
Hair is the new hat
Brown is the new black
She shouldnt wear this
He shouldnt wear that
Pleasure and leisure
Make mine a double measure with friends
Fashion tardis
Down at Quo Vadis
Who laughs the longest
Who drives the hardest
Pleasure and leisure
Make mine a double measure with friends
Just because I aint double barrelled
Dont mean I havent travelled well
Cant you tell!
Oh No its quite appalling
Your conversation is boring as hell
Oh well!
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
With your life thru a lens
And now your boyfriends suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them well
So he cant tell
Shes looking real drab
Just out of rehab
Im talking football
Shes talking ab fab
Your clothes are very kitch
Just because your daddy is rich
You sound so funny with your voice all plummy
Now your cheques just bounced better run to your mummy
And you know its a class act shell never ask for it back
Just because I aint double barrelled
Dont mean I havent travelled well
Cant you tell!
Mix with the local gentry
And dont crash Tarquins Bentley
Ill take the bends
With our life thru a lens
Youre scared of the poor and needy
Is that why youre all inbreedy
Theyre just like you
They need love too
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
With your life thru a lens
And now your boyfriends suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them well
So he cant tell