The Internet Is Like Eating Plastic

The internet is like eating plastic
瀏覽互聯網給我的感覺就像嚥下塑料
The internet makes me feel far away from my friends
互聯網讓我與朋友產生隔閡
The internet Is mean
互聯網刻薄不堪
The internet is clean
互聯網簡潔明了
Were telegrams so mean?
曾經的電報是這樣嗎
Sometimes I wonder what the ends of the internet look like
有時我在想互聯網的終結會是如何
Is the internet infinite?
互聯網是否是永恆的
The internet has me nostalgic for E-A-R-T-H
互聯網讓我對地球又懷念了一些
Planet earth hehe
我們的星球
The internet has me stupid and smart at the same time
互聯網既愚蠢又天才
I'm of average intelligence
我擁有平均的智力水平
Maybe above average
也許高一點
But what is average anyways?
可平均又意味著什麼
Humans are very smart and very dumb
人類又聰明又愚蠢
The internet has me planning too much
互聯網讓我手足無措
I don't need this much information for pricing for a wedding in Bali
我不需要這麼多信息來橫量婚禮
For a lover who doesn't exist
為一個不存在的戀人
**** a wedding — don't sell me!
去他的婚禮休想將我出售

Gabby has the most beautiful smile
蓋比有著最美麗的微笑
She is becoming one of my best friends
她快要成為我最好的朋友了
I wonder what would happen if I looked up more
我想若我多看互聯網會發生什麼呢