Such A Groovy Guy

[00:07.66]Album:'Weird Al' Yankovic
[00:01.71]Weird Al Yankovic-Such A Groovy Guy
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I got my alligator boots
I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses
in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror
Im-a such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

Im so adorable and charming
Im sure that you can see
And everyones always trying
to hang around with me
They tell me Im the greatest
and its hard to disagree
Cause Im so perfect in every way

And Im so cute I can hardly stand it
And Im so handsome honey I could just die
I know that youll never be as wonderful
as me but at least you can try
Cause Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Yeah Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Yeah Im such a groovy guy

Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well for starters I can pour some chocolate
pudding down your pants
And then attatch electrodes to your brain
and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldnt that be fun?

And then I might decide to
tie you up with dental floss
Ill make you wear a harness
and Ill show you whos the boss
Of course if you refuse,
well honey its your loss
I mean I dont do this with just anyone.

So baby how can you say its all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that
youre leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why

I mean after all
Im really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Yeah Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Yeah Im such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!
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Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Yeah Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Im such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Im such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)