Ironic

人聲: Scala/Kolacny Brothers
有個老人今年九十八歲
An old man turned ninety eight
他彩票中了大獎
He won the lottery
但第二天他就死了
And he died the next day
這就像是一杯法國紅酒裡有隻黑蒼蠅
Its a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像被赦免了的死刑
Its a death row pardon
不過遲到了兩分鐘
Two minutes too late
這真是諷刺
Isnt it ironic
難道不是嗎？
Dont you think?
就像你婚禮那天
Its like rain
下起了大雨
On your wedding day
就像有人要搭你一程
Its a free ride
你卻正好買了車票
When youve already paid
就像得到一個忠告
Its the good advice
你卻置之不理
That you just didnt take
誰能想到這些東西的重要性呢
And who wouldve thought it figures
安全第一”先生害怕坐飛機
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly“
有一天他裝好他的行李
He packed his suitcase
與孩子們吻別
And he kissed his kids goodbye
他等了一輩子
He waited his whole damn life
還是要來坐這趟飛機
To take that flight
當他的飛機失事時，他想到：
And as the plane crashed down he thought
這可真夠勁
Well isnt this nice
這真是諷刺
Isnt it ironic
難道不是嗎
Dont you think
就像你婚禮那天
Its like rain
下起了大雨
On your wedding day
就像有人要搭你一程
Its a free ride
你卻正好買了車票
When youve already paid
就像得到一個忠告
Its a good advice
你卻置之不理
That you just didnt take
誰能想到這些東西的重要性呢
And who wouldve thought it figures
生活可真有趣
Life has a funny way
當你認為一切都很ok的時候總會戲弄你一下
Of sneaking up on you when you think everythings okay and everythings going right
生活可真有趣
And life has a funny way
當你倒霉透頂，一切都被你搞砸了的時候
Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
又會幫你一把
And everything blows up in your face
你已經遲到了
A traffic jam
卻還遇上塞車
When youre already late
當你休息的時候卻被禁止吸煙
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
就像有成千上萬的勺子
Its like ten thousand spoons
但你需要的是刀子
When all you need is a knife
就像終於遇見你的夢中的王子
Its like meeting the man of my dreams
和他美麗的妻子在一起
And then meeting his beautiful wife
這可真是諷刺
And isnt it ironic
你不覺得這也太諷刺了嗎
Dont you think a little too ironic
我覺得如此
And I really do think
就像你婚禮那天
Its like rain
下起了大雨
On your wedding day
就像有人要搭你一程，你卻正好買了車票
Its a free ride when youve already paid
就像得到一個忠告
Its the good advice
你卻置之不理
That you just didnt take
誰能想到這些東西的重要性呢
And who wouldve thought it figures
生活總是莫名其妙逗你一下
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Oh life has a funny funny way
又會莫名其妙幫你一把
Helping you out
幫你一把
Helping you out