The Worst Pies in London

A customer
Wait whats your rush
Whats your hurry
You gave me such a
Fright i thought you was a ghost
Half a minute cant ya sit
Sit ya down
Sit
All i meant is that i havent seen a customer for weeks
Did ya come here for a pie sir
Do forgive me if my heads a little vague
What is that
But youd think we had the plague
From the way that people
Keep avoiding
No you dont
Heaven knows i try sir
But theres no one comes in even to inhale
But theres no one comes in even to inhale
Mind you i can hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in london
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know
I make them
But good
The worst pies in london
Even thats polite the worst pies in london
If you doubt it take a bite
Is that just disgusting
You have to concede it
Its nothing but crusting
Here drink this youll need it
The worst pies in london
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
When you get it
Never thought id live to see the day
Mend think it was a treat
Findinpoor
Animals
What are dyinin the street
Mrs mooney has a pie shop
Does a business but i notice something weird
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her
What i calls
Enterprise
Poppinpussies into pies
Wouldnt do in my shop
Just the thought of its enough to make you sick
And im telling you them pussycats is quick
No denying times is hard sir
Even harder than the worst pies in london
Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting
All greasy and gritty
It looks like its molting
And tastes like well pity
A woman alone with limited wind
And the worst pies in london
Ah sir
Times is hard
Times is hard
The Worst Pies In London -Stephen Sondheim