Miss Elaine E.S. Jones

Miss Elaine E.S. Jones
Is quite famous for the property she owns
But the property she owns is the property of Jones
And the innocent by standers
How they rush with gifts to hand her
Just to get a little candour off her bones
Miss Elaine E. S. Jones
The recipient of many sticks and stones
Dumped by ladies of the town
How they try to put it down
But she just walks by grinning
Cos shes on that side thats winning
Its by popular opinion I suppose
Oh shes a high stepping lady
Its clear to anyone who knows her name
Its never Yes, just a Maybe
Its for sure youre gonna love her
If you judge her by the cover
But stay aware or from as due
Shes just isnt worth the price youre gonna pay
She is heartless
She is cruel
And shell make a fool of you
If theres tenderness beneath her
Its too far out of reach Sir
Youll discover like the others no one owns
Miss Elaine E. S. Jones