bathroom (skit)

You have one new voice message
（語音信箱）你有一條新的留言
First voice message
第一條語音留言：
Are you ****ing serious?
（ Caller）你這批認真的？ ？ ？
You had Alyssa over there?
你和Alyssa在一塊？ ？
I saw her picture in your ****ing bathroom
我看見她照片了就在你家衛生間那裡
You can't say that's not your ****ing bathroom
你別想否認那不是你家的衛生間
I see the gray towels and I see the cologne in your background
姐可看見了那灰色的毛巾和背影裡的古龍水
You're a * ***ing piece of shit, Charlton
你這渣男真的雞狗不如Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth ****ing grade, I hate you
那是我從六年級到現在的朋友老娘恨你一輩子
I hope you die
我希望你早點涼