**** Northerner

Came down from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cheeky smile
***y Northerner
Hanging round the clubs
Gets in them for free
Dont know how he does it
***y Northerner
Drinks a lot of beer
At least he doesnt smoke
Hasnt lost his accent
***y Northerner
How does he do it ?
How does he do it?
Acts like hes got nothing to prove
***y Northerner
Its not all football and fags
No its not all football and fags
Dont you dare imply
that its grim up North
He went last weekend
***y Northerner
In the latest clothes
Wears a posh cologne
Got a lot of pride
***y Northerner
Says he wants a job
Something interesting
like a graphic designer
***y Northerner
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like hes got nothing to prove
***y Northerner
Its not all football and fags
No its not all football and fags