Dirty South (Tie One On)

Im gonna tie one on
To forget your face for a couple of hours
Lord knows it wont do no harm
I am better off this way than sober
Im gonna tie one on
You low down dog of a man, got the two-timin itch
Shell scratch with her one good hand
You flea-ridden son of a *****
Im gonna tie one on
To forget your face for a couple of hours
Dirty south shore gets down
We all ride the back of a whiskey bottle
Im gonna tie one on
To forget your face for a couple of hours
Dirty south boys got charm
The poor little girls dont know no better
You low down, low down
Doesnt come when hes called
No, he tramps all over town
And he runs back home when his stomach growls
Im gonna tie one on
To forget your face for a couple of hours
Dirty south damn near drowned
In a tanqueray and tonic water
Im gonna tie one on
To forget your face for a couple of hours
Dirty south girls turn down
The sound advice that mama offered
Low down, low down
Youre strutting like the litters pick
Youre a sheep with a wolf coat on
Somebody shouldve had you fixed
Im gonna tie one on
To forget your face for a couple of hours
Lord knows it wont do no harm
I am better off this way than sober
Im gonna tie one on