Mow Against The Grain

==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Find out what your niche is
找到你適合的位置
Because that leads to riches
因為那會帶給你更好的位置
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Beer from a can always tastes two degrees cooler than beer from a bottle
灌裝啤酒總是比瓶裝啤酒喝起來要冰爽兩個等級
Even if they're the same temperature
即便它們是同樣的溫度
I'm don't know why
我不知道為啥
I'm not a physicist
我不是物理學家
But I am a beer drinker
但我是個飲啤酒者
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Never drink anything with an umbrella
別喝那種杯子上有把小傘的
A fruit wedge
有一塊兒水果的
Or a plastic monkey in it
以及里頭有個塑料猴的飲料
==【Peggy】==
【佩吉】
Remember
記住
Butter first
先是黃油
Milk second
再是牛奶
Then add the cheese powder
然後加入奶酪粉
==【Dale】==
【戴爾】
Inhale deeply and often
時時深吸一口煙
You 're payin' for the nicotine
你在為尼古丁買單
You might as well get the most out of it
你不妨將它充分揮霍
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Don't be the type of person who sits around talking about his own genitalia
別成為那種坐著談論自己的人
==【Boomhauer】==
【布姆豪爾】
I tell you what you do man you take one of these little ol' dollar bills man
我跟你講啊老鐵你是怎麼做的你在這些錢裡拿了一點兒小錢
Ol' George Washington on there get one of those cartoon balloons man
喬治·華盛頓在那兒買了一隻卡通氣球老鐵
==【Leanne】==
【莉安】
Enjoy your body
享受你的身體
Use it everywhere you can
在所有你能用得上的地方去揮霍
Feel good about your body
對你的身體保持好感
Show it to everyone
並展示給每個人
==【Peggy】==
【佩吉】
Your feet are not as big as you think they are
你的腳並沒有你以為的那麼大
==【Bobby】==
【鮑比】
Enjoy your body
享受你的身體
Almost any part can make a fart noise
幾乎每個部位都能發出的聲音
In between your toes
在你的腳趾之間
Behind your knee
膝蓋後面
Inside the elbow
胳膊肘裡
Even behind your ear
甚至耳朵後面
From your chin to your neck
從下巴到脖子
And of course
當然了
You have your armpit
還有你的胳肢窩
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Always read the directions
多看說明書
Enjoy your spatula
享受你的鏟子
Use it everywhere you can
在你能用的上的地方都用它
If it rusts
別怕別人怎麼想
Don't be afraid of what people think of it
這是你所擁有的最偉大的工具
It is the greatest instrument you will ever own
如果它生鏽的話
==【Bobby】==
【鮑比】
Write your locker combination where you'll remember it
在你會記得的地方寫下你的儲物櫃密碼
But not inside your locker
但別寫在櫃子裡面
==【Cotton】==
【康頓】
Love your shins
愛你的肌膚吧
Them's the only ones you got and you'll miss 'em when they're gone
它是你唯一擁有的，當它離去時你會思念它的
Dance! I said dance , monkey!
給我跳舞！我說給我跳啊，猴兒！
Dance! I said dance, monkey!
跳！我說你倒是跳啊，猴兒！
==【Dale】==
【戴爾】
Do one thing every day that scares somebody.
每天做一件嚇人的事兒
==【Cotton】==
【康頓】
Dance! I said dance, monkey!
給我跳舞！我說給我跳呀倒是，猴兒！
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Go to the bathroom every chance you can
在你能有機會去洗手間的時候每次都得去
Don' t trust a man who spends more than $10 on a haircut
別相信一個在髮型上花過十塊錢以上的男人
Buy American
買美國貨
Even if it doesn't work as well
即便它也沒啥用
==【Bill】==
【比爾】
Be kind to your wife
對你媳婦好點兒
You may never know when she just might leave ya for no reason
你可能永遠不知道她會在什麼時候無緣無故地離開你
==【Peggy】==
【佩吉】
Do not read beauty magazines
別看美女雜誌
They will only make you feel sorry for those skinny, little drugged out models
它們只會讓你為那些皮包骨並過度的小模特而感到遺憾
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Mow against the grain
割穀子
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
My lawn is my flag
我的草坪是我的旗幟
It tells the world
它告訴世界
Here lives a competent
這兒生活著一個能幹的人
Trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories
靠譜的石油氣銷售員和石油氣配件
==【Bill】==
【比爾】
Dance
跳舞吧
Even if you have no where to do it but alone in your living room
即使你除了孤身一人在你家客廳跳跳之外
Alone
沒別的地兒可跳
With a mop
和一個拖把跳舞也是好的
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Never throw out an old comb
永遠別扔掉一把舊梳子
A comb is one tool that last a lifetime
梳子可是一種終其一生都用得上的工具
==【Dale】==
【戴爾】
Set aside time every day to check to see if your fly is up
每天抽空兒查看一下你的蒼蠅是不是在飛
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Don't go to therapy
別去治療
It'll only screw you up more
那隻會讓你徒增煩惱
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Don't waste money on fancy soap
別把錢浪費在香皂上
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
Never, ever trust a man who is wearing a beret
永遠別相信一個戴著貝雷帽的男人
==【Hank】==
【漢克】
If there's a better friend than a roll of duct tape I'd like to meet him
如果有比一卷兒膠帶更好的朋友，我倒想見見他
==【Boomhauer】==
【布姆豪爾】
I tell you one thing man in any kind of relationship is dang ol' communication
我跟你說啊老鐵在任何一種關係之中溝通都是必要的
It's the most important thing in any kind of relationship
這是任何一種人際關係之中最重要的事兒
I tell you what man what we have here is a failure to communicate
我跟你講老鐵我們現在就是一種溝通的失敗