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Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you think you gotten past it
its gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you aint lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Moneyll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
Im tired of life
Im tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
Im tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
Im tired of this DJ playing YOUR **** when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bull**** without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
Im tired of ************s spraying **** and dartin off
Im tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why Im smartin off
Im tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
forthis jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
Im tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building ******
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
Id buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, Id make the world suck my ****
without a condom on, while Im on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldnt be enough, because Id still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

Im tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
Im tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of ****ing the same blonde whore after work
in the back of a Contour
Im tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
Im tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying theyre tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who aint bringin half the skill as me
saying they wasnt feeling me on 'Nobodys As Ill As Me'
Im tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying 'Where Hip-Hop Lives'

But if I had a million dollars
Id buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, Id make the world suck my ****
without a condom on, while Im on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldnt be enough, because Id still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

You know what Im saying?
Im tired of all of this bull****
Telling me to be positive
Howm I sposed to be positive when I dont see **** positive?
Know what Im sayin?
I rap about * *** around me, **** I see
Know what Im sayin? Right now Im tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating thats going on in my own city
Cant get no airplay, you know what Im sayin?
But ey, its cool though, you know what Im sayin?
Just fed up
Thats my word