Cousin Randy

Many people have many definitions of what family is. Some say its blood, some say its a bond, some say its a bond made with blood. Well, this is the story of Cousin Randy. Cousin Randy, six-foot-seven cyco mutha ****a, locked down half his life. Hes my family, family by blood. And if you see him, dont look at him long, cause hell kill ya, in a second, and it wouldnt be the first time. Cousin Randy...'
Hed disappear for years, then one day he would just show
Dad would buy him shows, give him $50 and hed go
He talked about the good old days of war in
Vietnam Did two tours of duty with his new love ******
You knew hed be convicted before he was ever tried
Did his time in
Chino, then
Folsom and
Wayside But every day was prison, molested as a kid
Abused by his stepfather, hard to believe the things he did
We call him
Cousin Randy
Couldnt get up in the morning, couldnt get to sleep at night.
Swore the room was full of
Demons, but nothin was in our sight.
No one was safe when
Randy came out to play, he would leave you for dead and then just walk away.
We call him
Cousin Randy
One time while at
Grandmas, it was getting kind of late.
Randy stayed outside cause his odor was so great
He walked out the door and
I told him 'good night'
He charged me, grabbed my neck and he started squeezing tight.
Dad and Jim and
Grandpa jumped on to his back
He screamed 'Whats so good about it' before he let up his attack.
The next day, while we were swimming, he tried to drown my sister.
Laughing as she struggled, then he pulled her up and kissed her.
We call him
Cousin Randy.
To us, hes just
Cousin Randy. 'Yeah, so when Cousin Randy wasnt in jail, he used to trip around, sometimes showin up at the relatives house, hangin for a while then leavin. You know, everybody feelin sorry for him and *****t, cause, you know, his mom died when he was so young of leukemia. Well one time while he was staying at my grandfathers house, you know, they were trying to help him out, gettin him jobs, but you know, Randy wasnt too much on workin. He had a one job he did longer than ever. He never worked more than two days, but this job he lasted a week! Yeah , it was taking the heads off ochickens. So one day my grandfather had to ask him, seein how Randy would get up early in the morning, make his lunch and hed even go to work early, he was like Randy, whats so great about this job? He says It makes ya think, it makes ya wonder, is just so expanding of the mind. Ya see, there I am, I rip the head off the chicken, and then the chicken starts flyin all over. Then he comes back at me, and I wonder is he flyin back at me cause hes mad cause I ripped his head off, or is he flyin at me cause Im holdin his head in my hand, or is he flyin at me cause he cant see where hes goin'? Yeah, aint no one seen Cousin Randy in many years...