Bottom's Gonna Be On Top

No more mister anonymous
No more world that is Nick Bottomless
My name will be synonymous
With being on the top

I can see it now
Im the cats meow
Its a hit- pow
Its gonna be great
Gonna be great

Everywhere I go
They will love me so
Hail my name oh
Its gonna be great
Gonna be great

Master Bottom, youre such a wonderful writer
(You really think so?)

And your talent is talent beyond compare
(Why thank you !)

Youre a star, you are and you couldnt be brighter
(Now youre just embarrassing me.)

Youre a real visionary
(Thank you Jesus and hail Mary !)

This Bottoms gonna be on top
This Bottoms gonna be on top
Man Im gonna sizzle
Man Im gonna pop
And this Bottoms gonna be on top

This is heaven sent
Feeling confident
Money well spent, its gonna be great
Gonna be great

Throw a big parade
Praises will be made
Complimets paid, its gonna be great
Gonna be great

Me and baby are so eternally grateful
(Youre who Im doing it for!)

Thank you for our cottage in the woods
(You deserve it!)

If gratitude were food, Id have a big plateful
(Nice metaphor bro!)

(Youre the greatest!)
(You da man!)
(I really shouldnt say it, but yes I am!)

This Bottoms gonna be on top
This Bottoms gonna be on top
Once I get going , never gonna stop and
This Bottoms going to be on top

We are the royalty of the renaissance writers
Now were handing down the crown to you

You were a nobody, but then overnight youre someone
Better than the rest of us
Now you are the best of us

Not so fast

Hello Will
I knew you wouldnt go down without a fight

The Thompson(?) eh? thou surely doth jest
I say on my honour here I doth protest

Yawn
Rhyming that is so 1580s

Oh yeah?
Well

If you wanna make it to the top
Then youre gonna have to go through me

Coz on the top is where I live and
I will not be giving it up that easily
So there

Oh man I have been waiting
For this moment for so long
Im gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch

Oh no you wont
Oh yes i will
Oh no you wont
Oh yes i will
Oh no you wont
Oh yes I will
Oh no you wont my accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours

In your dreams
I am the best

You cant be the best because I am the best
I have written twelve plays and each one is a testament to my great skill
I am the Will
I wrote the taming of the shrew
And Richard three and Richard two
And Henrys four and five and six
And Titus Andronicus
And oh did I forget,
Romeo and Juliet

Well I have just written the thing
That the critics are calling
The greatest thing theyve ever seen
The people are loving it
Cant get enough of it
Everyone even including the queen

She recently invited me
To her castle where she knighted me
And privately she told me that youre
Not any good
Not any good
Not any good
Not any good

And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit
And nothings as good as my musical omelette

Wait a minute
You wrote omelette?

Yes

I never thought that I would meet my equal
But I can see that Ive been bested by the best
Maybe we could partner on a sequel

Oh my how the tide has turned
lets review what have we learned see
You were here but now weve swapped so
Kiss this Bottom Im on the top

Yeah right where I wanna be
Yeah this Bottoms gonna be on top