I'm Not Crazy

Hello Hopsin...
Word on the streets is that youre crazy...
And I honestly believe you are [Hopsin]
Listen, if
I was really crazy
Id run up inside an orphanage
And torment kids, and beat babies faces with bags of oranges
Fake my origin and tell people that
I was born to sin
Id go back to filming molested porn again (Yeahhh)
I would murder a nigga then steal his body from whatever morgue its in
And take it back to an alley to torture it
Study all of the
Freddy Kruegor,
Michael Myers, and
Chuckie horror flicks (Baby is that a knife that you have in your hand?)
Of course it is!
Id run around crazy like the
Afghans do with some black camp boots wearin a fuckin
Batman suit
And scream at bitches like
Im Fatman
Scoop (CMERE!)
And tell them to take a deep breath cause this will be their last chance to
Id hate on everyone who say they gifted (Yup)
Then claim that my brain is missing while sniffing cocaine
And then cut my dick for the
Pain Olympics
If I was crazy
I would go pick up the mic and use it
And tell Dwayne
Carter that
I really like his music (Shit) [Chorus]
But Im not crazy
Im just a tad bit strange
I cant control the thoughts that always travel through my brain
Oh no, not my fault
So dont blame me
I swear to you that
Im not really crazy (Ah!)
Crazy (Ah!)
Crazy [Cryptic Wisdom]
If I was mad
I probably woulda neglectedmy responsibilities and made society respect it
Id walk around in a dress with a can of gas
And blow up a mothafucka for laughing with half a match
Dig up all the baby cadavers and grab a basket
And shoot them through every window of every crib that
Im passing
Id probably be back a couple hours later to fuck em with every bottle
I cut up within my labor
Take a breather, make a haste of it and bounce
To the house thats adjacent and chase everyone out
And take em down
Tell them
Im the devil and
Im claiming everybody for a battle thats crazier than my brain is
Grab a chainsaw, blow the fuckin dust back
Leave it all and still ready me a new blood bath
Run back to the psyche ward
Check my perimeter and get in before anybody knew that
I left [Chorus] [SwizZz]
Yo, I wont lie,
Im not as crazy as glue
But if I was let me describe all the bullshit
I would do
Id jack off with sandpaper while
Im watching the
View Picturing
Whoopi bald headed stroking cock with her boobs!
Ill throw babies in dryers
Strangle tweakers that fidgit
Contract H
IV willfully, just to purposely get it
Id mug mothers on wellfare
Swim in gallons of gas
Meander to the batting cage and use my dick for a bat! (SHIT!)
If I was derranged,
Id cop me a chain
Make it rain like
Washington and throw a stripper some change
Make her work it on the floor, pussy pop on a handstand
Lick her dirty snatch and film it all on my webcam (Oh yeah!)
Honestly Id be itching for gunplay
Ill cock the .45 and shoot up church on a
Sunday Ill hi-jack a plane while its still on the runway
Blow up the stewardess and take the passengers chump change! [Chorus]