The Drive

Were all Jack The Lads with bad habits
Backing Jack, stacking fag packets in our jackets
Drinks come in pints and the drugs come in packets
Spilling cheap liquor on our Reebok classics
Giving boys that we dont like lip
In a four-seater car but weve squeezed in six
Erics in the back seat rolling a spliff
If we get pulled over then were all getting nicked, but

The blue lights just drove straight past us
Turn up the tunes and move the car faster
Praying inside but were all gonna laugh cause
None of us will ever learn
Everybody is a back seat preacher
Ps and Qs plays through a blown-out speaker
Sipping on a bottle of the cheapest tequila
Can you take the next turn?

Were all Jack The Lads, were all reckless
Couldnt care less if the olders respect us
Didnt have a motive til these girls just text us
Now were backing shots and sparking cigarettes up
Giving boys that we dont like grief
Six people in a car that has got four seats
Whoevers got the aux better pass it to me
In a car full of smoke and weve just seen the police, but

The blue lights just drove straight past us
Turn up the tunes and move the car faster
Praying inside but were all gonna laugh cause
None of us will ever learn
Everybody is a back seat preacher
Ps and Qs plays through a blown- out speaker
Sipping on a bottle of the cheapest tequila
Oh ****, the police have returned

Oh well, oh well
Its just another story to tell
Just another story to tell when the morning comes
Oh well, oh well
Its just another story to tell
Just another story to tell in the morning

Now my mate thats driving starts moving shifty
I said, 'Slow the **** down, bruv, youre doing 90 in a 50
So what if they wanna pull us over?
You havent had a smoke and youre stone cold sober.'
He said, 'Mate, shut the **** up!
Are you dumb, boss?
Look inside my glovebox
This is where the fun stops.'
I look inside, I cant believe it, really, Im shocked
Tell me why the **** you got this, fella, Im lost
He said, ' Will you just stop talking for a second?!'
Im staring at a lot of ********* and a weapon
'Left or right, boys? Please tell me what you reckon
The jakes are getting closer and I dont know where Im heading.'
I said, 'Bruv, please talk.'
'I dunno where to start, fam
How dyou think I went and bought a car, and
How dyou think I went and bought a yard? Look
I wanted to be top boy, wanted to be hard man!'
I said, 'None of us have ever been about that
So whyd you think doing this would get you extra clout?'
He said, 'Shut the **** up in the back, youre too loud
And I dont need a lecture from you, not right now!'
Now my boys driving manic, swinging left and right
Doing 85 but the police are out of sight
He pulls over, our hearts are heavy and now
He turns round and says, 'What were you worried about?'

Oh well, oh well
Its just another story to tell
Just another story to tell when the morning comes
Oh well, oh well
Its just another story to tell
Just another story to tell in the morning