Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend

Marilyn Monroe -Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend
The French are glad to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives and gives
Expensive jewels
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girls best friend
A kiss may be grand
But it wont pay the rental
On your humble flat
Or help you at the automat
Men grow cold
As girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks dont lose their shape
Diamonds are a girls best friend
Tiffanys
Cartier
Black Star
Frost Gorhom
Talk to me Harry Winston tell me all about it
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girls best friend
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks youre awful nice
But get that ice
Or else no dice
Hes your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
Its then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girls best friend
Ive heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girls best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep laisonic are better bets
If little pets get big baguettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you cant straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees youll stand straight at
Tiffanys
Diamonds diamonds
I dont mean rhinestones
Buy diamonds
Are a girls best best friend