IV E never done anything like this

I met her at the
SonicShe was listening to
TonicWith her
I-Pod and her rollerskates
She said her name was
SummerWhen
I asked her for her number
She said 'Never mind I get off at eight'.
She had eyes like
Heaven, a face like an angel
But she had the body from
HellWithin a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell
Then she whispered in my ear...
Ive never done
Ive never done
Ive never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She drove me in her saturnto the
Sweetwater
TavernJust a block off of
Denton ******
She did a shot of
Jägerand she made out with the waiter
While I was just sitting here
Before too long her
Clothes came off like
Something out of girls gone wild
Had to come up with the bail,
Just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passengers side
Then she whispered in my ear...
Ive never done
Ive never done
Ive never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She says that trouble never finds her
No ****** up history behind her
She says shes never stolen anything
Except the car were driving
Oh ******t!Then she whispered in my ear...
Ive never done
Ive never done
Ive never done anything like this [4x]
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!