Everything Happens To Me

I make a date for golf
and you can bet your life it rains
my flat warming got started
but the btch next door complained
it seems ill spend my whole life
catching colds and missing trains
everything happens to me
i waited in the rain
for a blind date who never showed
then a 4x4drenched my jeans as i tried to cross the road
got back to the car in time to watch it being towed
everything haoppens to me
at first i thought that you might break this jinx for me
your love would bring an end to my despair
that would have been so cool
not how its meant to be
instead you vanished into thin air
ive emailed and ive phoned
sent a text meassge or two
you told me to piss off and for that respect is due
fell in love just once
did it have to be with you?
everything happens to me
everything happens to me