Please Come to Our HouseJasons Therapy

MENDEL: Hello?
TRINA: Doctor Mendel please
MENDEL: Yeah this is Mendel Weisenbachfeld
TRINA: Dr Mendel, vis-a-vis What Marvin did
Or rather hasnt done
MENDEL: Trina, how are you?
TRINA: You must exorcise a devil
Cause it inhabits Marvins son
MENDEL: Ah huh, Ah huh?
TRINA: Please come to our house
And talk a bit with Jason
It is a slight exaggeration
But hes sick in the head
Oh sure, sometimes youll think hes wonderful
But hes wild
Im sure hes Marvins child
JASON : What should I say to the man? Should I be mean to the man?
TRINA: Just be yourself.
JASON: Ill be myself.
TRINA: Stop asking questions, just be yourself.
JASON: Ill be myself.
TRINA: Dont be disgusting, be yourself!
JASON: Hello to my house
So good of you to travel
On account of my unraveling
Now lets eat some food
MENDEL: Lets talk
TRINA: I think before the food gets cold
MENDEL:Time to jaw
First Ill extend my paw
I think shes holding its so tenderly, I probably faint
If so, Id rather die in this position, then remained the saint
You think, you know, Im not, although
I must be showing better than the norm restraint
MENDEL, TRINA , AND JASON: Oh, what a lovely table
Such a romantic table
Knives in place, lotsa space to spread out and eat
Notice how our eyes discreetly
Please come to our house
The dinner on the table
We will talk if we are able to
But probably we wont
We sit
MENDEL: The kid looks pretty miserable
JASON: Uninspired
MENDEL: Aint that the truth?
MENDEL, TRINA, AND JASON: Were tired
MENDEL: I think the room looks just a wee bit small
TRINA: This girl agrees
MENDEL AND JASON: Adieu
TRINA: Ill wait outside and hold the food
MENDEL: I do not eat at all in times like these
TRINA: The worst is through
MENDEL: Theres work to do
TRINA: Ill wait
MENDEL: Shell wait
JASON: Theyll wait
TRINA: Ill wait for you
JASON : Mr. Mendel...
I get apoplexy thinking of my father
I resemble him in far too many ways
His sad demeanor
The way he acts the swine
At least his room is cleaner than mine
Is it fatal?
Do you see real similarities between us?
He and Whizzer live like...
Well, I think its clear
What do I do? What do I say? How do I ask? What do I hope for? Is it my mind?
Love isnt free
If love isnt blind
What do I see?
MENDEL: Stop!
Look around you
No ones screaming at you
So you feel alright for about ten minutes
If you feel alright for ten minutes,
Feel alright for twenty minutes
Feel alright for forty minutes!
Drop it and smile!
Why dont you feel alright for the rest of your life?×3
JASON: ...Is this therapy?
TRINA: Chop chop chop chop chop, I chopped it
Its a gourmet version of chicken merengo
Took me all day
Ill say twas worth the time
I lie
MARVIN: Why is he always here?
WHIZZER: The psychiatrist returning
Returning
Five sessions later
MENDEL: Try to forget all things homely
Try to forget all things snide
Nothings as good as you recall
Count whats good, then divide
If you count, its alright
You can figure out the world, you can add and subtract at will, you can cover up the past, you can kill the pain
Very easily...
JASON: Is this therapy?
ALL EXCEPT JASON: Right, this is therapy!
JASON: So scram!
Mr. Mendel...
As regarding your intentions to my mother,
Are they everything a woman would desire?
Her hand is ready
It only needs a ring
Id buy confetti
And sing
Im embarrassed
Its not my responsibility to ask you
But I wonder if it ever crossed your mind?
MENDEL: What do I say? Where do I look? Why do I laugh? How do I answer? Is it my mind?
Love isnt free
Love isnt blind
What do I see?
JASON: Stop!
Look around you
A lot of nice furniture
Someones bringing you dinner
Someone brought you your lunch
Someones washing your laundry
Washing your socks
Jesus Christ!
Why dont you feel alright for the rest of your life? ×2
JASON/MENDEL: Why dont you/I feel alright for the rest of your/ my life?
Whoo!
ALL: Why dont you feel alright for the rest of your life?
Why dont you feel alright for the rest of your life?
Why dont you feel alright for the rest of your life?
Feel, feel, feel, feel alright
Feel, feel, feel, feel alright
Feel, feel, feel, feel alright
Feel alright for the rest of your, rest of your li-fe!