Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia

歌手 Whitney AvalonQuintino & Blasterjaxx Whitney AvalonQuintino & Blasterjaxx

Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia 歌詞

Princess Rap Battle:
公主饒舌爭霸
Galadriel versus Leia!
凱蘭崔爾Vs 蕾婭
Let the rap battle begin!
饒舌比賽正式開始
G:One does not simply walk into this fight
凡人豈能隨便就加入這場大戰?
I'm the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
我就是整個中土世界最厲害的碧池光明女王
I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
我穿白色衣服極其美麗你趕緊滾出我的視線吧
I'll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I'm colder than carbonite
你的死法會和歐比旺一樣因為我就是比碳凝還冷酷
You battle me? You're not strong enough
你想和我撕恐怕沒我厲害
A human break an elf? You don't live long enough
凡人挑戰仙子你活的只怕不夠長
You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
你最好帶著頭上的兩個甜甜圈給我聽好了
By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
你會愛上我然後絕望
L:Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
老太婆冷靜點你生氣時超醜耶
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
向我展示你的黑暗面?你讓我想起我老爸了
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
多強大的一個女人會被一個戒指忽悠的團團轉
And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
還不得不派出一隊男人收拾爛攤子
When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
索倫崛起的時候你嚇得躲上樹
I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
我領導反抗同盟軍拯救了整個銀河系
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
當我滅了你的時候你就一無是處了
My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator
我的言語犀利如同炸彈
G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
聽說你的電影被改過十三次呢?
L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
而你好像只是出現在演員表上
We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
我們的電影已經到七部了你們卻卡在六
G:Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
我們不像你們一樣假裝第三季不存在
L:You're like a Stormtrooper cuz your shots never hit
你就像個風暴兵一樣因為你從沒射中過什麼
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its ****
而我只用一件金色比基尼就收穫了世界
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
我唱的比你快比你久還比你厲害
I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster
我自帶衝擊波而你只算一顆掃把星
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
你還在路上跑我已經上天了
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
就像一個嬉皮霍比特人無聊乏味
No light saber needed to take you out
我不需要光劍就可以解決你
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
用心體會你會放棄這場饒舌
G:I will…
我...
Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
才不會聽你的鬼話
And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
經歷了賈巴的舌頭你應該知道被舔的滋味吧
My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon
我的歌詞如此韻律就像節奏颱風
How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
奧特朗怎麼樣了?不好意思撒了你的鹽
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
我了解過去明白現在感知未來
I'm fully operational, it's over, baby
我就是全能型仙子結束吧寶貝兒
You shall not pass, challenge another
你根本不夠強換個人挑戰吧
You can kiss my ass, pretend it's your brother
你可以親親我的翹臀假裝這是你的哥哥

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