Rap God (Beatbox Cover)（翻自 Eminem）

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
看好了，我原打算對你們手下留情，不至於傷害你們
But Im only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes)
可是我要把握這唯一的機會
Somethings wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, youre on)
有什麼不對勁，我能感覺到（六分鐘，Slim Shady ，該你出場了）
Just a feeling Ive got, like somethings about to happen, but I dont know what
我只是覺得，要出大事兒了，但我不知道會發生什麼
If that means, what I think it means, were in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, Im not taking any chances
如果那意味著，我的意思是，我們將身處麻煩，大麻煩。如果他是像你說的那種瘋子，那我不會冒險。
You were just what the doctor ordered
就是你！ Dr.Dre的得意門生！
Im beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
此刻我感覺好像說唱之神降臨，降臨
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
所有小伙伴都跟著前後搖擺，搖擺
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
就好像抽嘴巴的比賽，誰也打不到對方，對方
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
我的說唱精密的想個機器，你們大可叫我“說唱機器”
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
計算機般的說唱起源於基因
I got a laptop in my back pocket
可雖說我兜里裝著筆記本
My penll go off when I half **** it
我的筆還是會在半擊發狀態衝膛而出
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
通過饒舌，我賺得盆盈缽滿
Made a living and a killing off it
謀生同時，大肆* *
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
那年Bill Clinton還是美國總統
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his *******
Monica Lewinsky還在和他*** *
Im an MC still as honest
時至今日，我依然是個敢說實話的MC
But as rude and indecent as all hell
只不過我極度粗俗無禮，殘暴下流
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
慣用音律，**成性
This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
精通這巧妙滴，胡扯滴，嘻哈滴風格
You dont really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap
你一定不想摻和這充滿火藥味的說唱較量
Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
小心我Acura車後藏著的衝鋒槍，拒絕俗套的說唱，無關聯的詞我也賦予韻腳
And at the exact same time
與此同時
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while Im practicing that
我一邊練習一邊嘗試高難度饒舌雜技
Ill still be able to break a mother****** table
這把歲數我依然能一下打倒一桌人
Over the back of a couple of ******s and crack it in half
包括從前那兩位基佬，把他們撕成兩半【曾與Em有beef的Insane Clown Posse的兩位成員】
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
事後想想當初質疑我簽Aftermath的人真是諷刺到家了
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs , feel my wrath of attack
我怎麼可能不紅爆？而我要做的就是拋下滿載我憤怒的F（****）號炸彈
Rappers are having a rough time period, heres a Maxi-Pad
於是rapper們的“那幾天”就不太好過，像大號護墊【period隱喻經期】
Its actually disastrously bad for the wack
這對那些渣渣來說簡直悲劇般糟糕
while Im masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah
而我用神來之筆寫出這首無以倫比的rap力作，因為我：
Cause Im beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
此刻我感覺好像說唱之神降臨，降臨
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
所有小伙伴都跟著前後搖擺，搖擺
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
就好像抽嘴巴的比賽，誰也打不到對方，對方
Let me show you maintaining this **** aint that hard, that hard
來看看我輕鬆地保持狀態到比賽的終場，終場
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
每個人都想要秘訣，成為我這種不朽說唱傳奇
Well, to be truthful the blueprints simply rage and youthful exuberance
其實這寶典就是我怒火中的勃勃青春
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
人們喜歡吹捧我有傷大雅的歌詞
Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)
做得都是摘星射月的大事，因為自出道我就驚天地泣鬼神
MCs get taken to school with this music
我的音樂讓MC們自慚形穢，補習押韻
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
因為我創作的歌詞韻腳完美，無懈可擊
Now I lead a new school full of students
如同當年Busta Ryhmes引領New School風潮
Me? Im a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
我？本人集Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, 還有, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy之大成，真心感謝
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position
是他們讓Slim汲取了足夠靈感，厚積薄發才到了今天的地位
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother****** Rock n
讓我能在09年把Run D.M.C引進搖滾名人堂
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
儘管我這種邪惡化身，一進教堂就會被上帝燃成烈焰
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
我唯一能被引薦入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了
On the wall of shame
我***的過去，被釘在恥辱柱上
You fags think its all a game til I walk a flock of flames
你們這幫廢物以為這只是兒戲，直到我腳下掀起一連串的光輝
Off of planking, tell me what in the ** ** are you thinking?
貼地飛行，告訴我你他媽在想些什麼？
Little gay looking boy
搞基小男孩
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
我都沒法像你那麼“直”接地跟別人形容你這樣的貨
You witnessing a ********
你見證了我掀起的這場狂屠
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
圍觀這些受害者就像禮拜的宗教狂徒那麼多
Oy vey, that boys gay, thats all they say looking boy
哦嘿，這小子是Gay，人們都這麼說這貨
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
還有人豎大拇哥，讚賞有加
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
你就怪怪地做任公司擺佈的貨
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
嘿，那個誰，你還有什麼想說的？
I got a 'hell yeah' from Dre looking boy
我身後還有個喜歡像Dr.Dre一樣說“嘿耶”的貨
Imma work for everything I have
我要為我擁有的一切努力工作
Never ask nobody for ****, get outta my face looking boy
你趕緊滾開，因為我從不向別人乞求什麼
Basically boy youre never gonna be capable
其實你的能力根本就不夠
To keep up with the same pace looking boy
用來跟上我這麼快的節奏
Cause Im beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
此刻我感覺好像說唱之神降臨，降臨
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
所有小伙伴都跟著前後搖擺，搖擺
The way Im racing around the track , call me Nascar, Nascar
在每個音軌見穿梭自如，叫我納斯卡，納斯卡
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
住在拖車公園的車神Dale Earnhardt，白人垃圾裡的上帝【納斯卡傳奇車手Dale Earnhardt死於賽道，Em比喻自己也將為說唱死而後已】
Kneel before General Zod this planets Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
快跪迎佐德將軍【氪星毀滅的元兇】蒞臨，把這裡變成氪星【超人老家】而不是Asgard【北歐仙宮】
So you be Thor and Ill be Odin
若你是雷神索爾，那我就是你爹奧丁
You rodent, Im omnipotent
鼠輩別想逃離我的無限權力
Let off then Im reloading immediately with these bombs Im totin
扔下一枚炸彈迅速就能再裝填一枚給你
And I should not be woken
最好別把我喚醒
Im the walking dead, but Im just a talking head, a zombie floating
我是不死傳奇，雖然我只剩下會說話的頭顱在街上游走
But I got your mom deep throating
但是我的身體卻在你媽媽那裡交會
Im out my ramen noodle
我的大腦不受控制
We have nothing in common, poodle
別以為咱們有什麼共同點，你不過是個下賤走狗
Im a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
我是兇惡的杜賓犬，把你扼死在懷里以示真誠
Its me, my honestys brutal
我的誠懇是如此殘忍蠻橫
But its honestly futile if I dont utilize what I do though
可如果我把我曾經的付出白白荒廢，那就什麼用都沒有
For good at least once in a while
所以我時不時地來
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
看看我的草稿和塗鴉是否散落在某處
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
我要寫的足夠多，才能讓效仿我的廢材渡過難關
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
還要用上許多雙關來確保有公司把他們簽入帳下
Rappers are hungry looking at me like its lunchtime
所以rapper們看到我好像看到美味佳餚
I know there was a time where once I
我知道我曾經有一陣子
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like Im on my Pharoahe Monch grind
堪稱“地下說唱”王者，現在我依然像Pharoahe Monch如法老般稱王
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
所以我對歌詞反复咀嚼，可還是有人斷章取義
Appeal with the skin color of mine
炒作我的膚色，讓我大紅大紫
You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
人們就開始花時間去
Like that one line I said on 'Im Back' from the Marshall Mathers LP
審查那首“Im Back'和”Mathers LP“專輯
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
歌詞寫道”我想把兒童劇裡的七個孩子帶出來“
Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
一個個站好，拿他們用AK-47，左輪槍和微沖試試槍法
See if I get away with it now that I aint as big as I was, but Ive Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
我倒真想看看時至今日我這麼做是否還有人關注，現在的我已經踏入了永生的大門
Youre stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
可你還停留在我2004年的作品風格
And I dont know what the **** that you rhyme for
我真不知道你們還有什麼新鮮的
Youre pointless as Rapunzel with ******* cornrows
都快把童話裡的長發萵苣姑娘改成玉米辮子頭
Youre like normal, **** being normal
你們泯然眾生，我他媽才不同流合污
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
穿越未來帶著鐳射槍
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
給你一槍，就像Fabolous攻擊Ray J一樣
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
Fab說，Ray那基樣還敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚會上站
Singin to a man while they played piano
一邊彈琴還一邊對著個男的唱歌
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
我的老天，當年這事兒都成了電視上的一周特訊了
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
於是第二天Ray J就直奔電台
Hey, Fab, Imma kill you
回應道“Fab,我特麼弄死你”
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
音速穿越回現在，下面請聽好這語速有多快【模仿女子組合JJ Fad】
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming Im a human
說著“薩瑪，喇嘛，大馬，辣媽”的外星語言，你可以當我是個人類
What I gotta do to get it through to you Im superhuman
我只是想要與你接觸，我是超人，別想傷害我
Innovative and Im made of rubber
我的創新技巧就像全身的橡膠防禦
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and itll glue to you
你對我的詆毀都會彈回到你身上，把你死死黏住
Im never stating, more than never demonstrating
我的破壞力無窮，前所未有
How to give a mother****** audience a feeling like its levitating
你絕對不知道我怎麼讓聽我歌的人飄飄欲仙
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
這能力永不減弱，我知道恨我的人都在等那一天
Forthe day that they can say I fell off, theyd be celebrating
因為到了那一天他們就能斷言我落下神壇，就此彈冠相慶
Cause I know the way to get em motivated
因為我也知道是我的音樂高人一等
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
才成為眾矢之的，你們那些不過是像電梯一樣只會原地踏步的音樂罷了
Oh, hes too mainstream
“噢，他的歌太主流了吧”
Well, thats what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
你們這麼說不過是嫉妒心作祟，無能為力罷了
Its not hip hop, its pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
“他唱的根本不是hip hop，是流行歌曲”當我把二者結合你只會這麼說
With rock, shock rap with Doc
還有搖滾，以及當時我攜Dr.Dre轟動歌壇
Throw on 'Lose Yourself' and make em lose it
去一邊聽聽lose yourself吧，嚇尿了你
I dont know how to make songs like that
你詞窮的樣子就像“完全不會寫歌啊”
I dont know what words to use
“怎麼措辭啊”
Let me know when it occurs to you
有問題了就告訴我
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
尤其是當我把那些讓你為難的唱段撕得粉碎
It's curtains , I'm inadvertently hurtin you
這簡直是就是一系列的災難，傷你於無形
How many verses I gotta murder to prove
如果說我要用謀殺來證明我的歌詞
That if youre half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too
那你這半吊子的水準就該賣初夜去
School flunkie, pill junky
你們這些校園臟痞，**成癮
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
來看看這一身能耐帶給我的讚譽
Full of myself, but still hungry
感到充實卻依然飢餓不已
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
有些事一旦認准了我就會不斷強迫我自己
And Im a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
我的境界甩你幾條街，一張嘴就帶著惡意
But its still tongue in cheek, **** you
但也許只是挖苦你，滾粗
Im drunk so Satan take the *** **** wheel,Im asleep in the front seat
撒旦開車，爛醉的我坐在副駕席
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
放著Heavy D的組合Boyz的那首歌Chunky, but funky
But in my head theres something I can feel tugging and struggling
可此時糾結和掙扎卻浮現在我的腦海裡
Angels fight with devils, heres what they want from me
好像天使和魔鬼纏斗在一起
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
其中一個讓我把對女人的怨恨都變沒
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
可要是想起從前傷害過我的那些女人來
Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation
你就會為我如今的處境報以同情憐憫
And understand the discrimation
並明白我多麼藐視她們那些人
But **** it, lifes handing you lemons, make lemonade then
不過這都是扯淡，生命賜予你苦澀的檸檬，是讓你享用它榨成的水
But if I cant batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
可我要是不找個姑娘胖揍一頓，我又該怎麼寫歌彌補罪刑？ 【暗指Chris Brown對RiRi實施家暴後，與其共同演繹“Birthday cake”這首歌】
Dont mistake it for Satan
你們不要再誤會撒旦他老人家啦【澄清大眾對於自己“光明會illuminati”身份謠言】
Its a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
你們多錯誤的認為我現在應該出國養老去
And take a vacation to trip a broad
放個長假，“絆”著個女人旅旅行
And make her fall on her face and dont be a retard
讓她臉著地，拖著她走，一刻也不能停
Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God?
接下來登基稱王？不要——幹嘛要成為國王？你明明可以做上帝！ ！