Dark Side

A wannabe gangster
A wannabe gangster
I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away
Where Mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned in the image of the Dons
Who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand
Like our fathers told us
Cause Im a wannabe gangster
Better go back to Commack
Im a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Im a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Better go back to far away
A wannabe gangster
A wannabe gangster
Like a lemon pie à la mode
My nine is easy to load
All hail Jericho
Turnpike Tech, thats where I go
To learn the things about the universe Ill need
So I can build a stampede
Because Im all up in your face again
Im all up in your face
Cause Im a wannabe gangster
Better go back to Commack
Im a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Im a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Better go back to far away
A wannabe gangster
Victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
But yo Im lookin snappy, Im nappy, Im crappy
Got Jimmy hats from pappy
So now Im trigger happy
Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit
Got Cheese Wiz or not?
Then I might have to blow up ya mail box, biatch
Or toilet paper ya front yard
Show the cops my Suburbs Card
They gotta let me go cause they know that Im hard
Its the deal, its for real
Ya betta listen to what Im tellin ya
Cause Im a wannabe gangster
Im a wannabe gangster
Better go back to Commack
Im a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Im a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Better go back to far
Better go back to far away
A wannabe gangster
A wannabe gangster
Gangster!