Bowling Balls

Friends dont come easily and this I know
And every time I make one, they say they gotta go
I wanna talk with people and look em in the face
I wanna take em home and they can stay at my place
All the talkin, I can do, I would never lie to you
We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you
And I can love you, and technically, even though youre dead
Youll always be around me cuz Im keeping your head
I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar
I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller
The rotted ones, I keep em up in fat pickle jars
And the new ones? We lay on the lawn and look at stars
Its illegal, I know...but so is smoking ***********
And who the *********** gives a *********** when you have a need?
I collect human heads fresh up off the neck
Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme that!
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I wont diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Sometimes I put em in my bowling bag and bring em to work
Play with their hair under my desk with my bare foot
Theyre like stuffed animals all over the bed
Human heads, Pam, Jennifer, Hubert, and Ted
I even put one in the shower, water comes out the mouth
I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out
I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut
Bring em in the pool and their headsll float up
Im not a sicko, yo, though Ive had girlfriends
I even put their make up on and take em for a spin
Im not a murderer like that, not really
Only every Halloween, the house do look kinda silly
You know the homeless people that be bothering you for change?
Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came
Im not insane about it, its just the world is too crowded
And maybe Ima do something a-******* **in-bout it
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I wont diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I need some therapy to help me deal with this ***********t
Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit
He told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth
So now Im bru***********ng 4 mouths at a time using my feet
He also told me to keep them from the dog
But I already know that, she chew they faces off
And then Mr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple
I went into my bag and gave him 2 like, 'No trouble.'
Now I got some therapy, Im feeling much better
Im happy forever, me and my craniums together
They all over the house and they roll around the floor
And if its got an afro....I use it for a pillow
Im ill though, I never shoulda worried anyway
I shoot head-hoops and dont care what people say
You can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself
Hes the 3rd head down, top row, 3rd shelf
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I wont diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Faces, people know more than names!
The hair is there and all the brains!
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!
I wont diss you! You wanna wear a hat, whut?
How you want your eyelids, open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me!
Your head would mean so much to me!