pastor skill在

'And wed like to thank our junior ushers for doing
Such a wonderful job, look at em ... Pastor Skillzs
Last sermon with us today. But its not a sad time
Its a wonderful and joyous occassion. Pastor
Skillzs last sermon ... Pastor Skillz.'
Before our presentation
Id like to thank the members of the congregation
For being patient
This morning I got a lil somethin to say
How many of yall woke up and didnt even feel like comin down here?
Well, Brother James, its a shame
I know youre sitting there, and all youre worried about is your football game
Well, me and the Lord, we worry about some things
Like you in the parking lot, smoking on your rock *******
(Say what?) Man, everybody know it
And if your mom cant read the announcements faster
Ima hafta let her go
And Sister Alice, you late
Cause dont think I dont see you stealin out my collection plate
Yall dont hear me . .. cause if you did, youd pray I told you
Cause if you do it in the dark, its gonna come to the day
And Brother Todd, I know that times is hard
Ask the church for help, you aint gotta steal money from your job
You cant cheat, cause the man up above
Aint no sense stealing if ya gonna blow it at strip clubs
An Sister Keisha, dont look in his direction
He wouldnt be at your strip club if his wife gave him some affection
The choir needto sing a song for yall
This morning I need to know what is wrong with yall
Satans swinging his swords again
Sister Kim keyed up the door to my Benz
Now the teacher said I got to reach you
Somebody said 'Pastor, teach' so Im preach
Thats what I came to do
And Lord knows, Sister Williams, we all need to pray for you
You cant do this, I knew you was ghetto
If backsliding was a sport, youd have a gold medal
The dinners you sold last week was cold
And the fish you fried was two weeks old
I know you did it, so go on and admit it
Half the choir aint here, cause they home sick
Yall my people, but I know ya well
We in some troubling times, it aint hard to tell
But some a yall are goin to hell
If you keep leaving Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle
Lord knows I love ya brothers deep
But dont sit in the pew if you been smokin ****
I know youre saying 'Pastor, '
But Lord, Ima tell it like it GI is
And Sister Gladys, ya need to repent
Cause when I call your house, I hear 50 Cent
This house is in a mess
We got some problems in here that we need to address
And the ushers I shouldnt have to mention
You so busy dancing to Usher to pay attention
And Brother Wayne, you cant take the sound
You bootleggin services and sellin em downtown
What am I gonna do?
I can lead you to the door, I cant take you through
Now bear with me, itsalmost over
I gotta speak on it, yall, and get the dirt off my shoulder
Im a city [?], so you gotta get it clear
Deacon Smiths been having affair for twenty-two years
Some a yall is doin wrong
But Im gonna go on, I told ya I wasnt gonna hold ya long
Now I aint got much more to say
Me and Tony goin to Shaunies, we gonna miss the buffet