The Worst Country Song Of All Time

This is the worst country song of all time
這是有史以來最爛的鄉村歌曲
And it goes
它是這麼唱的
I hate beer and honky-tonk women
我討厭啤酒和鄉里的女人
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
我不吃鹿肉我也受不了釣魚
And I don't know the words to Family Tradition
那首⌈家庭風俗⌋的歌詞我一句不知道
Folsom Prison or Walk The Line
與之相同的還有⌈弗爾松監獄⌋和⌈與歌同行⌋
And I think sweet tea is overrated
甜茶根本不值這份名聲
And all the roads were made for paving
所有的道路都是為鋪而鋪
Yeah this is the worst country song of all time
是的這就是有史以來最爛的鄉村歌曲
And the chorus goes
副歌是這麼走的
I love cities and traffic jams
我喜歡城裡的生活堵到不能動的交通
I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想蓋一間別墅或是擁有一片土地
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我應該擁有一大筆票子還有一輛小貨車
But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分錢也不想去賺
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
電影⌈老黃狗⌋不會讓我落淚
I think we should change the American flag yeah
我覺得我們都應該把美國的國旗換了
This is the worst country song of all time
這就是有史以來最爛的鄉村歌曲
Second verse goes

第二段主歌是這樣的
I think trucks are a waste of gas
我覺得開卡車就是浪費汽油
If you disagree we'll cancel that 'cause
如果你不同意那我們就不這麼做了因為啊

My momma never whipped my a*s
我媽媽從沒打過我

I guess she never tried
我想她也從未試過
Man stink a fork in the constitution
我想我們的憲法也就此玩完
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
我支持金正恩和普京
Yeah this is the worst country song of all time
這就是有史以來最爛的鄉村歌曲
And the chorus goes
副歌是這麼走的
I love cities and traffic jams
我喜歡城裡的生活堵到不能動的交通

I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想蓋一間別墅或是擁有一片土地
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我應該擁有一大筆票子還有一輛小貨車

But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分錢也不想去賺

Old Yeller didn't make me sad
電影⌈老黃狗⌋不會讓我落淚
I think we should change the American flag yeah
我覺得我們都應該把美國的國旗換了
This is the worst country song of all time
這就是有史以來最爛的鄉村歌曲

And the bridge goes
過渡段是這樣

I'm too good for solo cups
紅塑料杯對我太過廉價
Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
你媽媽做的家常炸雞實在是差勁

Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
靴子也不是你這樣用來到處磨壞的
How you like that saxophone
不妨跟我聽一首薩克斯風

Yeah my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
我也不是什麼紅脖子約翰迪爾是個藍色的牌子（實際上品牌標識為綠色）
And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true
如果你堅持這麼認為那我就說你像魚子醬一樣村吧
And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you
這首歌就是開玩笑啦但如果不對你的胃口

I know your favorite song
那我也知道你最愛的那首

And it goes like
那首是這麼唱的
I love cities and traffic jams
我喜歡城裡的生活堵到不能動的交通

I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想蓋一間別墅或是擁有一片土地
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我應該擁有一大筆票子還有一輛小貨車
But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分錢也不想去賺

Old Yeller didn't make me sad
電影⌈老黃狗⌋不會讓我落淚
I think we should change the American flag yeah
我覺得我們都應該把美國的國旗換了
This is the worst country song of all time
這就是有史以來最爛的鄉村歌曲