Trap 3 Little Pigs

JTK
Once a pig built up a house
從前有隻小豬建了間房子
The house was of straw that he bought from the town
房子是用從集市買來的稻草建成的
One day a wolf came and saw the little pig
一天一隻狼看見了小豬
He came to the pig's door and then the wolf said
他來到小豬門前然後說
Little pig little pig let me in
小豬小豬讓我進去
Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
不你別想碰我一根汗毛
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
我只好用力吹吹倒了整座房
Next thing I knew he was running around
下一刻我就看見他四處逃竄
So I chased that pig down
於是我追了上去
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brother's house
想把他做成培根追到了他哥哥家
Said I blew that thing down
我又吹倒了他家
Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home so I'm after you now
小紅帽還沒回家所以我只好先吃你了
I 'm a real alpha wolf this ain't Little Bo Peep
我是領頭狼可不是什麼牧羊女
Don't try and cry wolf I ain't here for no sheep
別哭別喊別求我我可不是來睡覺的
No McDonald's money so yall are my treat
沒錢買麥當勞只好吃掉你們了
And if we do the race all I need are some cleats
和你們賽跑我只需要一雙釘鞋
Run to the market pig you can run home
跑到商場可沒用快點跑回家吧
Go get your roast beef but Ill catch you for sure
拿好你的烤牛肉我肯定會抓住你們的
You look like a snack and I don't mean you're cute
你長得就像小零食我可不是在說你可愛嗷
But I bet you'll look good with some veggies and fruit
加點蔬菜和水果你會看起來更美味
Little pig you're sweating just take a little break
小豬你都出汗啦快點停下歇歇吧
Just make this thing easy and hop on my plate
快到我碗裡別掙扎了
I'm trying to get home to play Fortnite today
我還趕著回家玩《堡壘之夜》呢
And I can't come back late mama wolf doesn't play
回去晚了媽媽可就不讓我玩了
Pig told the wolf oh I'm leaving
小豬說我要走了
Mama ain't make me this thick to be eaten
我媽把我養這麼胖可不是為了給你吃的
You're big and bad 'til my big bro gets even
你個大壞蛋等我到了哥哥家
And no I won't slow wolf I trained for track season
大灰狼我可不會停下的我是受過專業訓練的
Don't run up that hill pig you're not Jack and Jill
有種那就別上山你們又不是Jack和Jill
Don't climb up that wall have a great fall for real
別翻個牆把自己摔死了才是真的
I need food to serve while I go on this date
我要把你做成我約會的晚餐
So don't make me look bad I can't make wolfy wait
所以別讓我難堪我可不能讓狼小姐久等
Lucky for pig I had worn the wrong kicks
幸運的小豬我今天穿錯鞋了
So he got to his brother's house made out of sticks
讓他跑到了哥哥用樹枝做的家
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
大灰狼看見了小豬們
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said
他來到門前然後說
Little pig little pig let me in
小豬小豬讓我進去
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
不你別想碰我一根汗毛
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
我只好用力吹吹倒了整座房
Next thing I knew he was running around
下一刻我就看見他四處逃竄
So I chased that pig down
於是我追了上去
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brother's house
想吃培根只好追到他們大哥哥家
Said I blew that thing down
我又吹倒了他家
Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home so I'm after you now
小紅帽還沒回家所以我只好先吃你了
I'm a real alpha wolf this ain't Winnie the Pooh
我是阿爾法狼可不是什麼小波比
Don't try and cry wolf I'm not lying to you
別哭別喊別求我我可不是來睡覺的
My McDonald's money is low so you'll do
沒錢買麥當勞只好吃掉你們了
And I've got the right shoes so it's over for you
等我穿了合適的鞋那你們就完蛋了
Come here little pigs I need my two-course meal
來吧小豬我可以拿你們做兩道菜
This is a fairy tail but I'm for real
雖然這是童話故事但我可是認真的
I had Mary's little lamb but a wolf's hungry still
我吃掉了瑪麗的小羊羔但是依然很餓
I need food that will fill
我需要食物填飽我的肚子
I need some bacon
我要培根
I need some fries
我要薯條
I need some pork with some pie on the side
再來一些豬肉派
I need some sausage with beans and some rice
我要香腸豆子加米飯
I need that candlelit dinner tonight
我要今晚就拿你們做燭光晚餐
Pig told the wolf oh you're tripping for real
小豬說你做夢吧
I'm way too cute for a snack I'm a meal
我這麼可愛怎麼能吃掉我
We came from the mud we've had worse wolves
我們擊敗過最凶狠的狼
we've beat
又怎麼會怕你呢
Yes we're pigs but you don't want this beef
是雖然我是豬但你最好別惹我
You know what little pig I'm tired I'm not here to play
和你們玩累了我現在要來真的了
lf I don't bring dinner I won't have a bae
不把你們做成晚餐我就得不到心愛的女人
You don't even follow me back on the gram
你們都沒在insgram上回我粉
So don't think you can beat me I'm about to go ham
別以為你們能打敗我我可要動真格的了
Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick
幸運的小豬我被樹枝絆倒了
So they made it to their brother's house made of brick
讓他們成功跑到了大哥哥用磚頭做的房子裡
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
大灰狼跑過來看到小豬們
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said
他來到小豬門前然後說
Little pig little pig let me in
小豬小豬讓我進去
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
不你別想碰我一根汗毛
So I huffed and I puffed trying to blow that thing down
我用力吹啊吹想把房子給吹倒
But that house was of brick and it stayed in the ground
但房子是磚做的紋絲不動
So I blew even harder a real wolf won't quit
於是我更加用力吹真狼人永不放棄
No I'm not chief but I swear this is it
雖然我不是狼領袖但是我一定要成功
And I would have had that pig's house blown into bits
我要把他們的房子夷為平地
But my asthma was acting up I had to sit
但這時我哮喘犯了只好坐下來
Lucky for me a wolf got his degree
還算幸運我是只有學歷的狼
So I made up a plan to get all the piggies
我想了一個點子去抓這些小豬
They'll think Im beat and Ill fake a retreat
他們以為能打敗我那麼我就假意撤退
Then I'll jump on the roof and right down the chimney
然後跳進屋頂爬進煙囪
One pig said he stopped blowing his hot breath
一隻小豬說他沒在吹氣了
They heard footsteps and knew what was next
小豬們聽到了腳步聲知道接下來是什麼了
So they played their mixtape got the fireplace lit
於是他們打開音樂點燃火爐
Then they waited for Wolf to come in
等著狼自投羅網
Pigs I'm coming down the chimney about to fatten up like Santa Claus
小豬們我從煙囪那兒下來了嗷我就是你們的聖誕老人
Ahh okay the chimney's feeling kind of hot
好吧這煙囪有點燙
All of you are lucky I'm going vegan
算你們走運我改吃素了
Just wait 'til me and my pack come back again
給我等著吧我一定會回來的
The end
故事結束
JTK