It Takes Two

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it
I wanna rock right now
Im Rob Base and I came to get down
Im not internationally known
But Im known to rock the microphone
Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if youre contagious
Cause Im the winner, no, Im not the loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I dont know
So lets go, cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it
My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept
Listen up, cause Im gonna keep you in step
I got an idea that I wanna share
You dont like it? So what, I dont care
Im number one, the uno, I like comp
Bring all the suckers cause all them Ill stomp
Bold and black but I wont protect
All of my followers cause all I want is respect
Im not a doctor, put them in rapture
A slick brother that can easy outfox ya
Cause Im Rob, the last name Base, yeah
And on the mike, Im known to be the freshest
So lets start, it shouldnt be too hard
Im not a sucker so I dont need a bodyguard
I wont fess, wear a bulletproof vest
Dont smoke Buddha, cant stand sess, yes
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it
The situation that the Base is in
Im kinda stingy thats why I dont wanna lend
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
But listen up cause I want you to comprehend
Cause Im the leader, the man superior
I take care of ya and then ya get wearier
So just sit, my rhymes are not counterfeit
The record sells which makes this one a hit
It wont hurt to listen to Red Alert
Take off your ****rt make sure it dont hit the dirt
I like the kids, the guys, the girls
I want the ducats cause this is Rob Bases world
Im on a mission, ya better just listen
To my rhymes cause Im all about dissin, cause
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it
I stand alone, dont need anyone
Cause Im Rob, just came to have fun
Dont need friends that act like foes
Cause Im Rob Base, the one who knows
About things that make ya get weary
Dont cheer me, just hear me
Out cause I got the clout shout, ho
Before I turn the party out
I wont stutter , project my voice, speak clearly
So you can be my choice on stage or on record
Go to the Wiz and select it
Take it off the rack, if its wack put it back
I like the Whopper, **** the Big Mac
If you want static, so lets go
So, throw up your hands, go for what you know
Bro, I got an ego, yo, talkin to me? No
Oh
Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up
Were not soft, so you better just slack up
Cause Im cool, calm just like a breeze
Rock the mike with the help of EZ
Rock on the set, the music plays only cuts the records that I say
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
Hit it
All right, now, EZ Rock
Now, when I count to three
I want you to get busy, you ready now?
One, two, three, get loose now