cashing in

How do you do, I dont figure weve met
My name is Ian, and Im from Minor Threat
You know I tell them, usually, to be at their best
Catch me in town after every set
(Yeah, yeah)
We dont care
We dont pose
Well steal your money
Well steal your shows
Ive got some money, and Im feeling fine
A couple of dollars, everything in time
Well you know, Im gonna be all right
With the money Im making off of YOU tonight
(Sucker!)
We dont care
We dont pose
Well steal your money
Well steal your shows
(You know something?)
The trouble with money, is that I want more
So lets, lets raise the price at the door
How much tonight, three dollars or four?
You know well make a million when we go on tour
(Yeah, thats the way Ive been thinking about it)
We dont care
We dont pose
Well steal your money
Well steal your shows
(You know thats the way it is, man, its dog-eat-dog, ha ha!)
Im taking a walk on the yellow brick road
I only walk where the bricks are made of gold
My mind and body are the only things Ive sold
I need a little money cause Im getting old
(Well, thats the way it goes, isnt it? Yeah!)
We dont care
We dont pose
Well steal your money
Well steal your shows
Yeah, you dont care and we dont pose
Well steal your money,
well steal your shows
Thats the way it is in this world... right?
Aint that right?
Boy, you had us pegged all along... damn!
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
So where am I?
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
So where am I?
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
So where am I?
Theres no place like home, right?
Theres no place like home
So where am I?
Theres no place like home
Theres no place like home
So where am I?